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[challenge entry] Early experiments weren't hugely successful
This was thought to be due to the ostrich's lack of
natural gravitas.

From the Photoshop an Ostrich challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Ha!
Is this your first one with an actual ostrich?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Y'know
I do believe you're right.
My Punerama 2000 is out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:27, archived)
# That's
my dad's cousin, that is.
Only without the ostrich head.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:32, archived)
# He had no head ?!?!?!?!
.
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:36, archived)
# Sad but true
And gawd bless Rupert Murdoch for giving him a job.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:38, archived)
# My sister in law (brothers missus)
is the neice of that annoying cnut Bob Holness
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:40, archived)
# the original
James Bond, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Oi!
Bob Holness is a god!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:57, archived)
# He's an obnoxious
arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 0:59, archived)
# Isn't that
a pre-requisite for gettin' on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:03, archived)