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# this site may give you some help...
frankly it scares the bejeezus out of me.

www.ouchytheclown.com

Book him for your kids birthday party, see them dissapear into the care of social services.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)
# Argh! I'm scared too
I don't think much of his biff shaving designs. Good motto though - "Freaks of the world, unite … and put clown makeup on … and beat people silly."
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)
# "Ouchy is the Best Clown DJ I know!"
and probably the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)
# What design
did you get shaved then?!!
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)
# I went for this one...
click for image - not safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)
# you must have a very hot 'love area'
you seem to have steamed up the camera, or did you fart as the picture was being taken?
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:14, archived)
# I thought...
someone was blowing bubblegum bubbles in a rather inventive manner.
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:18, archived)
# how do you shave your
biff?

answers in an email please....

By the way, I am working on your requests - drop me anuther line...
(bastardizor, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)
# Very, very
carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)
# and a razor
with a good handle grip
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)
# A very sharp razor
You don't want to be messing around with any old blunt thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:32, archived)
# and a razor
with a good handle grip...and a very steady hand
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:55, archived)
# short back and sides......
is always preferable to the full Brazilian, espeically in now the Autumn temperatures are upon us.
Crikey! What am I saying?!!!
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)
# clowns
Mmmm. Takes me back to my childhood in leafy suburbia where the kids party circuit was divided between two characters with equally scary names - Clown Blowie & Bob Thingumybob.
(I helped save b3ta! lizard, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)