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# As was
Dawn from The Office...I had a bit of a crush on her...

/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# /ashamed eh?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# I don't know
I generally don't admit I have crushes...being a 19 yr old lifeguard...I apparently "want to shag" people, rather than like them...

/though shagging is certainly not out of the question...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:34, archived)
# well you made the right choice anyway
otherwise people might suspect you of the neck-crow-feal-ee-a
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# necrophilia
i'm sorry i have to do it
edit: correcting spelling not shagging corpses!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:33, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
I'd be in love with you because of that - if you weren't into dead people...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:39, archived)
# damn - jilted again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:45, archived)
# if you aint moldy
i aint interested
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# i know how to spell my own job thankyou very much sally
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:41, archived)
# pfft sally
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)