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# Last I heard he was off out to look for Oddjob


Hang on, where is Oddjob?!

*slightly scared*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# *smiles knowingly*
*looks at newly concreted patch on the basement floor*

I have no idea.

mmwwwhhhhuuuhaa ha ahahahahahhahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Prof? you...you didn't?
...did you?!

ODDJOB! NooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOooOoOooOoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# *rubs fresh concrete with finger*
*licks finger*

*thinks*

Hmmmm, I can taste pun! I suspect foul play!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Isn't he usually on the board by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# He's been in by 'arf 8 the last few days...

most puzzling
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# You don't think he's gone the same way as 'him we don't mention like'?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# It's a good point...
Keep an eye out for mysterious newcomers (with a tendency towards punnage).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Damn you Chief Detective Super Intendant Captain Doc G: Homocide
damn you and your crazy but often exactly correct hunches and twisting plots lines.

I never dun it see and you can't pin it on me see coz it want never me see!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Don't worry sonny,
I'll turn a blind eye to this.

It's in teh public interest!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Cheers mate
... you wanna quick toke on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# *looks around*
*tokes*

*chokes*

Hey! What the heck is this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# *looks around*
Pass it here and I'll tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# northern lights and white widow
and mulched tree bark... and a tea bag for good luck. It's a potent combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Urm, that's okay...
I'll stick to speedballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I could dust off my e-by-gum pun
that got so severly ridiculed yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, that's right
I did it, and I'm not sorry. I filled Dave's Oddjob's sandpit with concrete... I just couldn't take it any more! He's a grown man, playing with Tonka™ trucks and tracktors and army figures... and then he'd run sand all through the house. I HATE SAND SO MUCH!

I still have no idea where he is, perhpas he's doing some w**k™
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Pffft



'work' hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hehe
w**k™ ... shurely!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)