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# Ready for action! Oh shit...I think I forgot something
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:47, archived)
# you great big queer
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:49, archived)
#
un-called for madam.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:50, archived)
# shut it fudgy
go fluff some pillows :)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
#
*gets aroused*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# pssssssst
she is female ;)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# you are too young to be looking at ladies. Shoo.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# pfft that picture makes you look younger than me
*stands on tip toes*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha I might be. I'm 25.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# fuck im only 19
you win this time...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha after all of this i'm fucking older than you
*deep breath* YOU('RE) SHIT!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# *cries*
its my biggest shame
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# i think i found your twin
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# who the hell is dickkie?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# he be a mate of mine
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# ahh ok cool.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# pffft
silly bugger
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:49, archived)
# yeah ya legs!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:50, archived)
# oof
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# World Saved by Naked Flying Man
Film at 11
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# So that's what they mean by Ripped?

Edit: Old joke, ignore if you've heard it:

Superman is flying throught the air when he spots Wonder Woman
sunbathing nude, he thinks 'Jeez, I wouldn't mind some Wonder Pussy'.
Then it occurs to him, he's Superman! He can fly in, have a quicky, then
fly off before Wonder Woman even knows what hit her! So he zooms in
at super speed, does a few super push-ups, comes, and zooms off!

Wonder Woman sits up and says 'What the FUCK was that!?'

The Invisible Man says 'I don't know, but my ass sure hurts!'
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)