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# they do nothing for me
i just get grouchy and get a really itchy foot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# He was depressed all day (he usually is but it made it ten times worse)
I was too busy making friends with Jack Daniels to care though
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# yeah well i did meths and became president of the golf club!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# dirty jacks?!
jesus... never again... my last bender on that made my piss smell like whiskey for days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# yeah it is the best
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# 'specially with sunny D
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# that is fucking disgusting
*rapes eye socket*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# But it tastes so good
/Dismisses vodka forevermore
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# it's all about unidentifiable green things that smell like apricots
which languish on the back shelves of bars for years until you order one and the barman has to dust off the bottle before he can read the label
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)