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thingy thing. i don't know.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# his eyes are cakes!
and i can see his backhead!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# *eats*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# CAKES OF DOOOOOM!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# no, his backhead
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# i've never seen a backhead of doom
i'll go and consult leonard nimoy's big book of doom
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# you do that!
*munches*

mmm spicy brains
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# hah!
stop eating it out
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# *eats out*
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# leaonard assures me that they don't exist
however he's currently on a mescaline come down so i'm not sure he's to be trusted...

(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# that crazy cunt
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# it does explain The Hobbit Song though
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Speaking of come down
My friend did some 'shrooms last week and spent the whole day feeling the effects.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# they do nothing for me
i just get grouchy and get a really itchy foot
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# He was depressed all day (he usually is but it made it ten times worse)
I was too busy making friends with Jack Daniels to care though
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# yeah well i did meths and became president of the golf club!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# dirty jacks?!
jesus... never again... my last bender on that made my piss smell like whiskey for days
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# yeah it is the best
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# 'specially with sunny D
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# that is fucking disgusting
*rapes eye socket*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# But it tastes so good
/Dismisses vodka forevermore
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# it's all about unidentifiable green things that smell like apricots
which languish on the back shelves of bars for years until you order one and the barman has to dust off the bottle before he can read the label
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# yep, that's what they do!
liberty caps?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Who's Darren?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# When you're older, know you shall.
Now clean those dishscraps...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# The sun's melting again
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Three words.
Don't.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Stilton?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# Close. Very close.
More marzipan upon the top.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# no
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Crab?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Thank cheesegrind for that.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# like you at the last supper
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# What the hell? Are you fucking out of your mind?
she said no! what'll we do! this can't happen, ohgod it's gonna end like before, we're soooo goddamn dead it's too big, it just can't take it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# pffft
she did not say that
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# She so did
And I was like "totally"
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# and i was like
Snake. Grass.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# SOMETHING!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# fucksocks!
beaten!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# CAUGHT BY THE FUZZ!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# SOMETHING ELSE BUT LOUDER!
*cough*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# YOU CAN'T GET LOUDER THAN THE FUZZ!
IT'S UNPOSSIBLEE!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# *pokes* OI
i asked you a question
www.b3ta.com/board/4762811
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# he never relents!
and i tell him it does him good, he believes me for a while
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# whilst crying into your crotch?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# don't you know it baby
nothing beats those salty moist hairwires
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# if hairs be wires
then black wires grow on her head
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you hate me soooo much
and i fed you!
willies!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# like a motherbird does unto it's chicks
By shopping at Kwiksave!

'The shop that cuts it's price by thrice!'
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# i like you
if i hated you, you'd know about it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# he wouldn't be able to childproduce for one
and his supply of sugar would no doubt go a-wry
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# no doubt!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# i was playing craps...
...and i rolled cake-eyes.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# how odd
[edit] how does he smell?
/obligatory
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# cunting awful!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# now why would you do that to awful
she is t3h ming0rzz
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# coz she was teh asleep
and i was bored so i teh rap0rred her
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# oh
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# my
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# shitting
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# god
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# hah! my god has special powers so that he doesn't need to waste his time shitting and pissing all day!
my g0d pwnz j00r g0D, He R teh 13370r
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# my god's are the fathers of philosophy, literature and science
YOU CANNOT DESTROY THEM
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR SIMON BARON-COHEN
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# who i'm sure is conveniently locked away in your wardrobe.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hopefully!
unless the little bugger's escaped again
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# dead, eh?
kill them all... oh wait they are dead, carry on...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# god
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# shitting
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# my
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# oh
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# god is shitting in your o?
you might want to see someone about that
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# ballsballsballsballsballs
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I did,
but he was god in disguise and started shitting in my o again
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# sleep sounds good
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# chevron whore!
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# cuntfuck
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# you bastard
you ruined my pattern, you must die now :(












patterny :)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# they all did it to me earlier
cuntwads
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# clitwelk!
cock!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# i'm so tired
i've started to become delicious
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# *tastes*
they make a good couple those two ducks
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *uses ninja skillz*



*hurts toe*
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# i'm doing random things to stop myself falling asleep
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hope cashy ain't lurkin
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# i do
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(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Is he?
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
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(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I do
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(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Like flowers
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# flowers don't have promethians...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# there is a bug in your hair
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# arf, well it's gone now
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# am
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# rather
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# tired
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# hate
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# myself
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# you missed the top!
I'll fill it in for you.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:10, archived)
# for
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# doing
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# this
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# !
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# but prometheus has flowers
/doesn't
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i can see it's winky!
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Its dear its
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# give the boy a break
he's retarded
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# annnd how
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# *hugs grammar cow*
I usually have to have word open if i'm posting,
/spelling age of 14
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# yeah and you've got a toilet training age of 2
just go in the fucking pan, man
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# *pisses on head*
*gives head*

and i'll do the same next time!
gayer
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# stop thrashing about...
...and you'll be able to feel said winky slap you about the head like a slimy tube of diseased gristle.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Yay
thats woo, that is. Though i'm not sure I get it. But it's still woo.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i don't get it either.
i blame society.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)