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# make your own out of chocolate, milk and a diced badger
it'll be tasty and nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# I'd rather inject cocoa into your testicles
and drink your chocolatey manspunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# i tried that once
it was like pissing bathroom sealent
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# comma's making me feel all warm and fluffsome inside
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# You have a pretty smile, so you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# THAT is my favrit thing you have ever said
*prints out*
*frames*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# 'favrit'
is my least favourite thing you've ever said.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# *sulks*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# With stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# if you dice finely enough you can make a sort've greyscale tartan
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# If you fuck it up it comes out burberry
Badgery
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# well a badger once keyed my car whilst off its tits on frosty jacks
so that seems rather appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# I bet he had a happy shopper carrier bag full of cheap booze too
And a pregnant teen badger with him
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# surely booze comes no cheaper than frosty jacks? (drink of the gods by the way)
i don't remember the pregnant teen badger... she may have been hanging round outside the newsagents trying to persuade someone to buy ciggies for her
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# A chilled Jack Daniels maybe
Hey look, conversation loop
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# but where will i get my green stuff from?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# YOURNOSE!
Night night people.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)