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# make your own out of chocolate, milk and a diced badger
it'll be tasty and nutritious
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# I'd rather inject cocoa into your testicles
and drink your chocolatey manspunk.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# sexy
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# i tried that once
it was like pissing bathroom sealent
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# comma's making me feel all warm and fluffsome inside
^-^
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# You have a pretty smile, so you do.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# THAT is my favrit thing you have ever said
*prints out*
*frames*
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# 'favrit'
is my least favourite thing you've ever said.
Oh yes.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# *sulks*
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# With stripes
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# if you dice finely enough you can make a sort've greyscale tartan
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# If you fuck it up it comes out burberry
Badgery
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# well a badger once keyed my car whilst off its tits on frosty jacks
so that seems rather appropriate
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# I bet he had a happy shopper carrier bag full of cheap booze too
And a pregnant teen badger with him
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# surely booze comes no cheaper than frosty jacks? (drink of the gods by the way)
i don't remember the pregnant teen badger... she may have been hanging round outside the newsagents trying to persuade someone to buy ciggies for her
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# A chilled Jack Daniels maybe
Hey look, conversation loop
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# but where will i get my green stuff from?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# YOURNOSE!
Night night people.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)