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(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# aww!
FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Awwwwww. :-(
*cuddles better*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# It's not me.
I haven't drinkt ENOUGH choklit milks.
*curses mother for only buying two bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# Nothing saying
I can't cuddle a cat, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# I wanted you to cuddle me.
*hruffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# *Cuddils*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Yee!
*snuggles up*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *cuddles*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# That's more like it.
*squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# *bursts*
Oooh man, not again!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Eww.
*gathers up goo in empty milk bottle*
*reconstitutes in whizzy machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I WANT A WHIZZY MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Preloaded with
goo of benryves?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# ME TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# ahar!
i may have one back home. but noone must touch it, ohhhhhno!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# *Touches Fingers' whizzy machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# hehe
whizzy machine wants! whizzy machine now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *CUDDLES*
wanted a triple simultaneous hug thread.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# *HUGGETY*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# can I cuddle, too?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# That mouth looks like an anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Is that a no then?
*sulks*

edit: I assure you the resemblence is only a result of my lips being laced with sweet chocolate milk residue
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Why is everyone sulking at me today?
It's not fair.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# because you're a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Shag me.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# my huge throbbing man bits would rip your frail body to shreds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# My frail body would probably enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# *be's a man about it*
can I at least have a kissy duck repost?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# MWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Twice the secks
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Keep it away!
Away!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# the nose really reminds me of
the green quality street


pffft smeck
lalalalalla la laaa
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Cat cuddling prevention act of 1968
You stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you stand unaided!

*claps*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *Spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# make your own out of chocolate, milk and a diced badger
it'll be tasty and nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# I'd rather inject cocoa into your testicles
and drink your chocolatey manspunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# i tried that once
it was like pissing bathroom sealent
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# comma's making me feel all warm and fluffsome inside
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# You have a pretty smile, so you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# THAT is my favrit thing you have ever said
*prints out*
*frames*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# 'favrit'
is my least favourite thing you've ever said.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# *sulks*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# With stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# if you dice finely enough you can make a sort've greyscale tartan
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# If you fuck it up it comes out burberry
Badgery
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# well a badger once keyed my car whilst off its tits on frosty jacks
so that seems rather appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# I bet he had a happy shopper carrier bag full of cheap booze too
And a pregnant teen badger with him
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# surely booze comes no cheaper than frosty jacks? (drink of the gods by the way)
i don't remember the pregnant teen badger... she may have been hanging round outside the newsagents trying to persuade someone to buy ciggies for her
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# A chilled Jack Daniels maybe
Hey look, conversation loop
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# but where will i get my green stuff from?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# YOURNOSE!
Night night people.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# thank fuck for a new image
and it's cute and woosome
yay to comma, yay to comma's kitten
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Like my middle buttock
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# prolapse?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Monoscrotial aesthetism
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# pfft
this!^
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# pfffft!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# What
did you do to my face?

I left before you had chance to tell me before...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# You ended up
looking like some sort of Green King.

Except you were orange.

And had a worm. And a something part of a something
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# *whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# oh
jesus fucking christ no!
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# Haha
your finest hour
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# Neville
Just had to say, your 'scaring random people' animated in your profile is fucking ace :)
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# I have to admit
it's an improvement




fucktard pooface


:p
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# huzzah!
*runs around singing* fucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpooface
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# I thought
you might like that
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# pfft! shockeen!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# do we really not get mosquitoes?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# i don't shagging know!
as far as my knowledge on the subjects goes, mosquitos exist in africa and in prehistoric times, where they were a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# ahhh got ya

FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# *monoscrotes*
Happy drunks
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Too many drinks
And the invention of words.

I like it :)

EDIT: I think I said goodnight an hour ago
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you realise that makes you a
BIG LIAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# I know....
I am covered in shame like a first time bukkake extra
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# that ain't shame, that's pure honest manhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Have an old
but fluffy one, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and god said unto him
"have this really fucking tall penguin"

and the people saw that it was good..
from b3ta with love
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# but a pain in the arse if it sat in front of you at the cinema
nothing to do with how tall it is, it just always drops its popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# tell me about it
note to all b3tans:
NEVER TAKE SEABIRDS TO THE CINEMA THEY ARE CUNTS!
don't look at me!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# fucking hell
Laughing like a loon after that one
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# haha!
rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# You should drinks moer apptil joos
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# that has been me most of the day
except it wasn't chocolate milk, 'twas beer and wine from last night :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Drunkard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# pffft
that's my one party for the year :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# You sexy image of drunken sex in a cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# *staggers past open grave*
*falls in*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# that made me smile
/am the camp
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# woooost! i know the feeling mr. fluffs!
/flys
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)