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# i get all the guys anyway
and kebabs are shit

YOUR IDEA SMELLS OF WEE
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# another yorkshire person... good good
*adds to the list of people to nag in case of future bashage*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# i'm from the good bit of yorkshire too!
with the crime, and drugs and granny murders!

to hell with the softy east coasters
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)
# ui pride myself on the fact that i've only ever been to huddersfield once....
and i never did find out why we went there...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# this place is weird
it's more than likely that Huddersfield got up, and actually went to you, and you randomly found yourself in it one morning.

Luckily I don't always reside in Huddersfield, full of dirty chavs and freakishly ugly people.. nope my hometown is actually Otley, which is full o dirty chavs, arson, a ridiculous number of bad pubs and around 10000 old people.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:17, archived)
# i love otley
my gran used to live in menston.... i used to see otley as the metropolitan equivilent

(i'm really from cumbria but am studenting in leeds)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Menston is a one way town
The public transport is so dire that once you're there, it is physically impossible to get back out again.

AND WHY DO YOU LOVE OTLEY?! Yes it's pretty.. but everyone is either a complete bastard/a common little tart/a senile partially deaf old biddy or a farmer who absolutely reeks of pig faeces.

It really isn't that desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:25, archived)
# erm..
...I think you'll find it smells of anchovies. So it must be you that is exuding an aroma not dissimilar to that of uric acid...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# actually it's me
too much cider
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# mmmm strongbow
love it, apart from those arrows always thudding into the bar... they usually make me spill me pint
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# *checks*
it's Chanel Allure "Homme Sport"

so yeah, sorry for the accusation there, i'llg et washed now
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# *unzips*
here, use this hose...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# cheers!
it usually costs me £30 for a bottle o' the smelly stuff!

*bathes*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)