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# mmmmm tasty
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# no i don't
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)
# *pokes to see if she explodes*
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# If I were a robot programmed to follow people conversations till they were over
I would have to be rebooted right now
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# *reboots*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# *bee roots*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# beirut?
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Beatroot
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# poop chute
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# Dung funnel?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:52, archived)
# they don't make robots like that yet
right now we just tend to stare at people genitals till they feel awkward and stop talking to us.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# ooh check out mr soothsayer
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)
#
*clicks link* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* ....*thud*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# aghhh
let me out! let me out!
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# har har har
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# i get all the guys anyway
and kebabs are shit

YOUR IDEA SMELLS OF WEE
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# another yorkshire person... good good
*adds to the list of people to nag in case of future bashage*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# i'm from the good bit of yorkshire too!
with the crime, and drugs and granny murders!

to hell with the softy east coasters
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)
# ui pride myself on the fact that i've only ever been to huddersfield once....
and i never did find out why we went there...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# this place is weird
it's more than likely that Huddersfield got up, and actually went to you, and you randomly found yourself in it one morning.

Luckily I don't always reside in Huddersfield, full of dirty chavs and freakishly ugly people.. nope my hometown is actually Otley, which is full o dirty chavs, arson, a ridiculous number of bad pubs and around 10000 old people.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:17, archived)
# i love otley
my gran used to live in menston.... i used to see otley as the metropolitan equivilent

(i'm really from cumbria but am studenting in leeds)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Menston is a one way town
The public transport is so dire that once you're there, it is physically impossible to get back out again.

AND WHY DO YOU LOVE OTLEY?! Yes it's pretty.. but everyone is either a complete bastard/a common little tart/a senile partially deaf old biddy or a farmer who absolutely reeks of pig faeces.

It really isn't that desirable.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:25, archived)
# erm..
...I think you'll find it smells of anchovies. So it must be you that is exuding an aroma not dissimilar to that of uric acid...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# actually it's me
too much cider
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# mmmm strongbow
love it, apart from those arrows always thudding into the bar... they usually make me spill me pint
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# *checks*
it's Chanel Allure "Homme Sport"

so yeah, sorry for the accusation there, i'llg et washed now
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# *unzips*
here, use this hose...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# cheers!
it usually costs me £30 for a bottle o' the smelly stuff!

*bathes*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)
# shhh
you'll wake the sombrero
ya maw
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# have you ever had a girlfriend?
ssomething tells me probably not. And you might not get one in a hurry.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)