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# ill sleep
and dream i have one!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# I had the greatest fucking dream the other night.
I was watching the Snooker on BBC1, and Willie Thorne was commentating, and they interviewed this fat welsh ginger fella who was about to play Steve Davis, and he said "I'm a bit nervous. It'll be a hard match against Steve Davis" and then it cut back to the table, and Willie Thorne said "Its ALWAYS a fucking hard match against Steve Davis". And then John Virgo had to apologise for Willie's language to the BBC1 audience.

And that was it. The whole dream.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Don't even try to deny that thats the greatest dream ever.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# I think I've had better
but the men in the white suits would come to take me away if I told you about them.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I need to know
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# they can't possibly be as good as my Willie Thorne dream.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# that <i>is</i> fucking amazing!
i wish i had dreams about banale tv personalities swearing. would make life more interesting
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# I woke up, sat on the end of the bed, and then actually said out loud "What the fuck is wrong with me?"
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Why not stare at a pic of Anthea Turner before going to sleep?
With any luck she'll be dropping her pants and shouting 'arsecakes' before you're up for your coco pops.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Not as good as Willie Thorne saying "Fuck".
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# True, true.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Not enough Willie on this board.




never fucking thought I'd say that....
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Somehow, you always lead the conversation back to penii.
I like you.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# I really have no idea how this keeps happening...
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# my lord
what an idea. thank you!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)