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[challenge entry] Compo entry, and a horrible one at that
I am so, so sorry....



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(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:02, archived)
# argh my eyes!
pass the bleach
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Where in the fuck are his nipples?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# That
Justin Hawkins has let himself go a bit.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Yikes!
Is that a bird?, a bloke?, a human?, natural?

*runs*
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# *suggests pollywog*
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Pollywog?
Is this one of those American thingummy bobs?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:10, archived)
# They're awfully sleek.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# OK, I've googled it
(on my phone - just in case!)

Which ones - the amphibians, the nursing positioner or the diaper nappy?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# The wiggly ones
that don't smell peculiarly like ham.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# wow, that's odd
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# He has got to be from Arkansas or West Virginia or something
*shudder*
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# I'm thinking Arkansas
they don't have those sorts of clothes in West Virginia.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I bet he/she/it doesn't like Marmite either!
;p
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
#
eep!!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# wtf?
I don't even know where to begin with that one.

I have to say its one way to discourage pepsi consumption.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# "I believe in a thing called love"

.. `nuff said
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# so the rumours are true
shane mcgowan did start out as a rent boy...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Oh thanx,
JUST the image I needed. Now I need the mind bleach. Allow me to return the compliment:

How much do you think he charged for BJs and who the hell dared find out?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# too much. and it would be a braver man than i
and after he'd put all the effort in of removing his front teeth for ease of access. such a shame.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# :(
I hate you...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# aw shucks, thanks!
so much effect for so little effort :o)

here, take this *passes mind bleach*
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# *puts down vaseline* thankyou!
*pours mindbleach liberally into each ear*

*wonders why there's vaseline on the floor*

*and why Shane McGowan is on all fours looking expectant*
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)
# he's pregnant!?
oh, sorry, expectant, not expecting... my mistake.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Or possibly expectorant,
But not likely.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 18:00, archived)
# again
i'm sure the lack o'teeth would come in useful.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 18:01, archived)