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# You know how to treat a lady
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)
# *flashes*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:33, archived)
# *faints*
*quickly snaps with digital camera*
*continues faint*
*looks at preview on digital camera "Hmmm that's going to take some enlarging in Photoshop!" faints again*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!

Three pixels by two pixels! You ain't gonna run out of pink, are you!?

*passes smelling salts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Are you sure that's smelling salts?
Smells a bit fishy to me and stop wafting it in my face!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:42, archived)
# *reads label*

Yeah . . . 'Rohypnol smelling salts - Anchovy flavour'

*wafts*

*falls over*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)
# Some date rapist you are!
you aren't suppose to take the Rohypnol as well! hahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)
# *snores*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)
# *cops a feel*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)
# *doesn't even notice*

*snores some more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:55, archived)
# lifts wallet...
drink on me maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:58, archived)
# Too right
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:02, archived)
# cool!
well hold on
i just cant resist drawing a felt tip tash
on dave before we go

snigger....!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)
# let's pull his trouser pockets out for a 'pink trunk elephant' surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)
# pffft!
i can see
we are going
to have lots
of fun today!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:46, archived)