not that nice an arse
Since she left the realms of airbrushed lads mags, and was on't telly on Celebrity Dull Island, she seems to have added 2 stone in weight.
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drunkenoaf,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15,
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She really
is a huge whale of a disgusting beast. How anyone who has left the realms of puberty can think that this gargantuan beast is remotely sexy is beyond me. She should be clad in Burberry.
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41,
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well, I would have done her before I'd seen her on the telly
But then, if I was airbrushed to hunkdom in girly equivalent of FHM, then sh'd probably say the same about me.
Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
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drunkenoaf,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21,
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