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[challenge entry] Think about it

edit: changed for clarification as requested by abandonnship

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
# I'm afraid my brain is much too meltified
for anything strenuous like thought.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I second that.
*meltifies*
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Thought about it...
Still no fucking idea.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Ooo Oooo ooo... I know....
is it...
"Mummy said I could have a puppy if I didnt tell anyone about Uncle Bob"?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Noooo!
Uncle bob said I could have a puppy if I didn't tell mummy.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Isnt Uncle Bob a fisky old bugger.
Is nothing off limits for Uncle Bob???
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Uncle bob
Doesn't like it when I bite. He said it was a jelly snake, I just wanted to see if it tasted good!
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# I wish to apologise to my Gran...
for starting this whole "Uncle Bob" thread. I didnt realise it would get so out of hand.

I now feel a bit dirty.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# I had an uncle bob
But he's dead.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Noooo!
A puppy told me uncle bob is my mummy
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Of course!
That makes the most sense ever. Who wouldn't want a cute little puppy for a mother!?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# "twice"
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# And his trips with me
To his 'special' shed?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Is it
fluffeh tiem already?
Yay!
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
# puppies23cg ?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
# wtf?
i'm confused
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Something to so with the one on the right having a wet nose?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha
now this I understand :)
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
# The one on the left
looks like Alan Whicker.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha!
GMoS and...
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# ...2d

(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Oh, of course!
/feels a little silly
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# *gets*
*chuckles*
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
# ................Great Smashing Super?
..Puppies?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)