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[challenge entry] Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Your parents were cruel

(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)
# what an extraordinary long arm
is he a copper?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)
# they also said, "If you spend all day on b3ta, your arm will grow longer and you'll lose the ability to draw properly"
but I didn't believe them
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)
# move over JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)
# there's plenty of room at the top!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)
# my mom said the same thing

except it was about masturbation
and it didn't involve my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)
# masturbation not invovling your leg?
How does that work?

I always masturbate against your leg.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)