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# Minus pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:20, archived)
# well that too
but it says Hass
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:21, archived)
# Goin' commando!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:22, archived)
# I have to ask
AS there seems to be no clue in your profile. ( although I could have been reading gardeners weekly at the time), are you male or female? or a large dominat fembot ( I need to calm myself).
I'm getting feminine vibes from you ( and this is no disgrace eben if you are a hair assed bloke).
so?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:24, archived)
# You can call me, Shirley
Here's a hint

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:27, archived)
# arf!
*knows the truth*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:28, archived)
# *also knows*
*shares in joy non-universal knowledge*
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:30, archived)
# I see.
From that hint I deduce you are a bangkok ladyboy.

( shudder, you could not have done a worse thing to me. I love teh ladies, I love ALMOST every inch of them, I am super attentive and unselfish if you get my drift BUT. I HATE FEET, it's a phobia now. I can't hardly look at them, let alone touch them. The sooner they are removed at birth the better. uggg.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:30, archived)
# *giggles infectuously*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:32, archived)
# odd
i find touching a lady's foot or being touched by it very arousing
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:32, archived)
# They're nice, aren't they?
I don't have a fetish thing going on, but I almost never wear shoes. I notice well-cared for feet more out of respect than lust.

I want to go firewalking just to say I have.

/edit: and I have gorgeous feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:34, archived)
# I'm always in my flip-flops
can't go bare foot anymore. to much broken glass and discarded needles* where I live

*this might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:36, archived)
# If you step down straight
glass won't cut you. It's like the guys that climb up knives like ladders. You have to slide for it to slice you. I walk all over it with no harm and little thought. I try to avoid big patches of it or nasty bottle bottoms pointing up.

www.barefooters.org
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:39, archived)
# hehe
they should try it with my KAtana collection, I can shave with my swords. There would not be much climbing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:45, archived)
# I wouldn't climb up many of my knives either
...but you get the 'point'.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:49, archived)
# I've done firewalking
( more like fire 'whizzing along at a fair old rip )
I've done fire eating ( and just the other week [drunk] ) I have also done fireballing, when my mate threw a lit match at me when I was changing the gas tank on my motorbike.
Still, saved on shaving for a while.
I do all teh daredevil stuff. I am taking flying lessons for my PPL. I sail a tall ship ( just come back from round Britain ) I skydive and scuba dive and I make no excuse for any of it. I worked my ass off to get here and will enjoy every minute I have left.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:43, archived)
# I'd really love to skydive!
I swim like a fish, so I doubt scuba would be all that hard, but freefall seems like an awesome thing.

Back in the old days, I wanted to fly Jets for the USAF. Didn't turn up due to a nasty car wreck, but I still like the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:47, archived)
# Well I did
The Faklands, two tours Northern Ireland, peacekeeping Cyprus. Bosnia two tours and Gulf war 1.

You tend to find your excitement threshold changes. My friends think I have a deathwish. They may be right, I'm just out to get a rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:50, archived)
# This
It's the continuous rush of being able to push every limit. It's living in vertigo.

You cannot make your body feel some things on the ground. You have to be screaming through the sky at Mach 2 in a roll with your ass on fire. Ripping it out of the roll and plunging down only to pull out hard. Tossing tummies everywhere. Eating G-forces for breakfast. This is fucking fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:01, archived)
# oh and
I'm scared of heights. No word of a lie. I just deal with it by flying and bungie jumping ( did 7 jumps and 9 reverse jumps in Whitehaven week before last )
If you have a fear, face it and enjoy the endorphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:07, archived)
# Freefalling is a dangerous and terrible thing!
Any kind of falling for that matter! It isn't normal for mankind to throw themselves out of perfectly good planes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:50, archived)
# It's freedom, dude.
You cannot experience less boundaries than freefall.

Even gravity doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:03, archived)
# falling makes me feel all icky inside
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:06, archived)
# My back garden
practically backs on to this. I could not avoid flying.

(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:16, archived)
# Which airbase has grass runways?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:28, archived)
# it's not an airbase.
It's the private airfield at the bottom of my garden!

( was a yankee base over here in world war 2 and was the proposed site for Manchester International airport )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:33, archived)
# Ah.
Makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:38, archived)
# It's supposed to scare the fuck out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:27, archived)
# it fucking does, too!
I found out recently we get vertigo cos the human side of our brain says 'ack I'll fall to my death!' while the monkey side goes 'jump jump jump! wheeeee!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:30, archived)
# I like to caress monkey parts.
...and I certainly hope that shows up as my random quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:38, archived)
# Feet ain't that bad
as long as they ain't scabby. and she wiggles her toes on cue
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:34, archived)
# God no.
I sent Mrs Zoot to the hospital for surgery on hers. ( they did need it, she had terrible bunions and on an almost perfect woman it was just wrong, those fucking shoes they force themselves to wear). It cost a lot of money but I was at the stage of being in the spare room rather than them touch me in the night!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:37, archived)
# ah, but does she have nice wiggley toes?
with all due respsect to Mrs Zoot, o'course
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:40, archived)
# Don't know.
I still rarely look. And as long as I'm attentive where I need to be she seems not to care less.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:44, archived)
# well sync's certianly not a hairy assed bloke
/knows entirely too much about random internet personalities
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:35, archived)
# I need know no more.
Sync is feminine as I assumed. Gender means nothing to me, just the personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:38, archived)
# Okay, in all honesty.
I'm a guy. Bi-sexual, married (for now), a barefooter, and I paint my toenails because I'm an attention whore for me and for barefooting.

...and as many b3tans know, I shave slightly lower than my chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:44, archived)
# That's fine and dandy.
You would be something of the norm in our circle of friends.
I'm a hairy assed soldier turned sailor but Mrs Zoot is clean shaven, that's one of my perks. I get to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:47, archived)
# She sounds lovely.
and not an entirely grueling chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:51, archived)
# The way I always describe her
is ( because I made a pact that no more pictures of her go out without her knowing. Not since the sex video anyway )Where was I? oh yeah, I describe her as Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, with an ass ( but not a huge one, I like 'em slim ) You can't go too far wrong with that. same height as me ( more in heels, I'm safe in my masculinity ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:55, archived)
# You do know too much about me, then.
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:41, archived)
# 'ning all (three of you)
have a pearoast:



(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:48, archived)
# arf!
I like this.

There must be more then three?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:51, archived)
# yes...
I think there are after all!
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:53, archived)
# ning
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 6:52, archived)
# There would be emphasis on the phrase "hairy assed"
if it weren't written in the top box thing.

I am well aquainted with your sex and preferences there-abouts.

/desperately needs life
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:00, archived)
# I haven't exactly been discreet about it.
I think many b3tans know me better than some of my closest friends.

I share an awful lot with you fuckers. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:08, archived)
# easy isn't it?
Get your therapy wherever it works. ( and by therapy I mean solace, oh fuck off, you know exactly what I mean ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:18, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Jul 2005, 7:30, archived)