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# Important uses of oranges
To keep brown sugar moist, store in an airtight container with a whole orange, lemon, or lime. More tips for brown sugar, corn syrup, honey and jam can be found at...
www.housewifextreme.com/006013.php
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 4:44, archived)
# that is just so HANDY.
"If you ran out of brown sugar, make your own by taking 1 cup of white sugar and mixing it with 2 tablespoons of molasses."
I tell you what - I always run out of brown sugar - but crazy me - i have plenty of molasses. Isn't that always the way? Sheesh.
Thanks wifey for that top tip.
You really are, Tip Top.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)
# aha, the only tip left by a bloke...
If you have to keep getting out of your armchair because you cannot easily direct the remote control at you TV set or stereo, position a mirror opposite either machine and simply bounce the signal without getting up from your seat.
submitted by:Joe
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 5:31, archived)
# 'Joe'
we salute you.
Even if you are the size of a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 5:55, archived)
# mirrors
Use rubbing alcohol to remove hairspray mist from mirrors.
What is rubbing alcohol? Will beer do instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:03, archived)
# Sad thing is...
I used to do this (with a framed picture - classier) in my last house, but mostly because my video was really ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:41, archived)
# Getting out of your arm chair
O no no no no no no no ... you just get married ... then you need NEVER get out of your chair!! smile!!!
(kay, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:06, archived)
# brown sugar
I should just run out of brown sugar if I were you. Anyway what happens when you run out of molasses???
(kay, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:04, archived)
# Celebrating the cult of the housewife
Check out Bobby Baker's site:
http://www.bobbybakersdailylife.com/

she is uber-housewife - makes art with food.

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:54, archived)
# I like the idea of
being an uber-housewife.
TheWife..! That could be YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 9:13, archived)
# Delia
is much more sensible.
www.deliaonline.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:04, archived)
# true,
but she does also look like a sourfaced old bag. No?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:10, archived)
# She is
My Guru. My sole aim in life is to be Delia
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:06, archived)
# I don't think BB photographs well
When I went to see her last performance piece, she was dead funny and certainly didn't look so 'sourfaced'...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:15, archived)