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[challenge entry] Look Out!

From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 8:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's fantastic.

More slapstick please!

Morning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 8:53, archived)
# posts where pianos fall on people
more of them please :)
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Piano's should
fall on many more people. I have a long list of people waiting..
*cackles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:03, archived)
# That's how I want to go.
Imagine the funeral - no-one would be able to keep a straight face. Either that or an anvil or a big black weight with "10 TONS" painted on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:07, archived)
# Leaving
a nice Baz shaped hole in the ground no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:08, archived)
# well
it would save having to dig a grave, just shove a lid on!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Piano
are you an Aberdonian potato shopper
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 16:35, archived)
# is that
A flat miner?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:12, archived)
# Houpla! to that
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 9:21, archived)