He could always get a really funky throwoverfor a couple of quid - eliminating smell, hiding unsightliness, and retaining comfort value. the throw over could be washed periodically so that it doesn't become contaminated with old people piss smells.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:25,
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I'm full of it ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:31,
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