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# Tracing my car.
Annoying bits still to go. :|
(dublet, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# cool
i like it
(ErrorCarriedForward, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Let me guess
it's a Fiat Panda?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Correct.
*hands over £5*
(dublet, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# I'm good at this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# No
it's clearly a VW Beetle!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# must be one of them
toyota celica/nissan 350 type looking things..

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# 50% correct.
Toyota Celica from 1991
(dublet, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# I had an All-Trac version
(2.0L 200 horsey, turbo 4x4 type import) for about a week.

then my insurance company refused to cover it..

bastards.



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Rather nice indeed!

this is the chair I bought today, it cost me 20p
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Cor!
It sets the room off lovely with yer box and yer teabags and yer mobile phone charger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# It's extremely comfortable
but it smells of old folks hair, I'm going to give it a wash at some point.

There is one can of beer in that box, at the moment it's my favourite box.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Why?
Bottle it and then sell it as a fetish-perfume.

You'll make a fortune!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# good idea!
Monkey Chair Perfume
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Au de old folk's hair chair -
for when you want to smell special.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Giving it a wash might actually double it's retail value
20p profit can't be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# I might varnish it too
I probably only need to spend about £10 on restoring it then I could probably sell it for 80p or something like that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# christ! a 300% profit margin! =D
and a 5,000% loss
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# I like a man who knows the value of money
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# you do realise it's probably soaked in old person's piss?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# aye
but it'll be dry by now
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# It's probably why he parted with 20p
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# you do realise
there's now some OAP walking around with a handful of minstrels or mini eggs now...
how dare you...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
#
it is *drooooool*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# PFFFTT!!
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# its one of those day chairs that old folks used
I suggest you get it recovered to be honest....

you wont ever get the smell out..


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I've used about half a bottle of febreeze on it
and it still stinks. I'm going to give it a good clean with my neighbour's carpet shampooer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# seriously
you won't get it out..... honest I know I had one....

you really have to remove all the fabric and more than likely get new foam as well...


now you know why they are only 20p

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# I'll get the smell out one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# He could always get a really funky throwover
for a couple of quid - eliminating smell, hiding unsightliness, and retaining comfort value. the throw over could be washed periodically so that it doesn't become contaminated with old people piss smells.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Good idea!
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I'm full of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# looks like a Solihull PCT Clinic Room
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# and worth every cent!

saving your money for mussels, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# For something so comforable it certainly is
I look forward to eating fresh mussels while sitting in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# bah! my gloating nemesis!

there are more important things in life
than fresh seafood, I just can't think of
them right now
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# mustards's important
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# *fingers in ears*

*na* *na* *na*
I can't hear you
*na* *na* *na*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# fresh mussels?
they grow them here....

in fact we have a factory being built now to house the buggers...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# oh just rub it in

I live in a land-locked country that considers
pepper to be risqué.

/fondly remembers last year in mexico, prawns
for breakfast, prawns and margaritas for lunch ...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Did it!


Glad to be of help.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Cheers.
(dublet, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# shouldn't that be
Kev & Bev?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)