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# nobody man enough to take on the the pun challenge
I would do more, butter bean a bit tired lately.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:34, archived)
# I will wait here and read the
Beano, while you think of puns.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)
# I heard about a girl that couldn't find her clitoris
turns out she Mister Bean.....


i think it is funny, and I made it up..... meh
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)
# I'll get me (hari)cot.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)
# it has Sean Bean a long time since
I heard you say that
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)
# The topic is just too broad, sorry
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)
# refried, but refailed
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)
# I'm not one to do a runner from a challenge
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:36, archived)
# not worried I will
string you up?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Not man enough?
You'd butter say you're sorry.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:38, archived)
# You won't find me turning to jelly
at the prospect of a challenge.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:39, archived)
# That's a bit of a half-baked(bean) pun!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)
# wow! You must be excited!
You are jumping
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)
# Ooooh
pack it tin.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)
# lima thread alone
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:50, archived)
# lentil you run out beans
Which is about now, as I think we've seed them all
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:56, archived)
# if you'd have bean (a) sprout earlier
you might have bean able to get one in

/coat
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)
# dicotyledon
NSFW: www.leatherfuckshows.com/ac/women/lesbianleashplay/images/main.jpg


EDIT: dont even have to click to get the pun.... just read the URL
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:59, archived)
# I can't click on that at work
*must resist*

edit: arf!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# lesBean puns are funny
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:15, archived)
# That's because
I am afraid of bean stalked.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:42, archived)
# I think we should Jack in
this beans talk.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)
# We have
a winner.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)
# hooray!
soy bean worth it!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:44, archived)
# that is the best pun ever on b3ta
I'm green(bean) with envy
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:44, archived)
# i started off lentilly
and built up pace
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:52, archived)
# it really was my FAVArite pun
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:54, archived)
# my xray pun's good
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)
# what's that then?
/is currently sat waiting for x-ray scan to finish
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)
# Coming to a tshirt near you soon
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic.
Is that one of your new designs?
*saves up money*

edit: this is my design
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)
# Yep!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
# I'll get the other x-ray geeks in the physics department to buy one
/will buy one too if I get this job
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Erm
you wouldnt happen to have any nice high resolution chest xray images would you?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# sorry
mine is a micro-tomograph so the biggest thing I can get in it is about 20cm.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Oh well, it was worth a shot.
Cheers anywho!

*goes back to working on 3rd china design*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:12, archived)
# That'd be better on a hat
with the bullet holes on the back
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:06, archived)
# I know
I didn't have a good hat picture though
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)
# when are those t-shirts coming?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
# As soon as the Spice people reply to my email
and then i reply to that email, then they set the shop up.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:06, archived)
# sweet...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# That is getting on my (man-)tits
sorry, that pun was ter-RIB-le
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
# sorry
for getting shirty with you.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# *adzuki*
compliments make me sneeze, sorry
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)
# My god!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:45, archived)
# the omnipotent bean?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:47, archived)
# woo
funny! But all these puns are surely a sin(derella)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)
# wishy-washy your mouth out!
Pantomime puns are not alladin here
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)
# these puns are all pure comedy gold(ilocks)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)
# 24 carat "Snow White"
if you are into cockney rhyming slang
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:11, archived)
# you must be kid(ney)ing
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)
# it's too early for all these half baked puns
*gets back to work*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)