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made this for a lady

I hope she doesn't take offense

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:21, archived)

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans

(kaibosh, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:24, archived)

is she a human bean?

has this pun beandun?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:24, archived)

I just checked

it kidney('ve) bean done.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:26, archived)

clearly this pun thread is not a

runner

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:32, archived)

nobody man enough to take on the the pun challenge

I would do more, butter bean a bit tired lately.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:34, archived)

I will wait here and read the

Beano, while you think of puns.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)

I heard about a girl that couldn't find her clitoris

turns out she Mister Bean.....

i think it is funny, and I made it up..... meh

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)

I'll get me (hari)cot.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)

it has Sean Bean a long time since

I heard you say that

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)

The topic is just too broad, sorry

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:35, archived)

refried, but refailed

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)

I'm not one to do a runner from a challenge

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:36, archived)

not worried I will

string you up?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)

Not man enough?

You'd butter say you're sorry.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:38, archived)

You won't find me turning to jelly

at the prospect of a challenge.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:39, archived)

That's a bit of a half-baked(bean) pun!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)

wow! You must be excited!

You are jumping

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)

Ooooh

pack it tin.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)

lima thread alone

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:50, archived)

lentil you run out beans

Which is about now, as I think we've seed them all

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:56, archived)

if you'd have bean (a) sprout earlier

you might have bean able to get one in

/coat

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)

dicotyledon

NSFW: www.leatherfuckshows.com/ac/women/lesbianleashplay/images/main.jpg

EDIT: dont even have to click to get the pun.... just read the URL

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:59, archived)

I can't click on that at work

*must resist*

edit: arf!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:01, archived)

pffft

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)

lesBean puns are funny

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:15, archived)

That's because

I am afraid of bean stalked.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:42, archived)

I think we should Jack in

this beans talk.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)

We have

a winner.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)

hooray!

soy bean worth it!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:44, archived)

that is the best pun ever on b3ta

I'm green(bean) with envy

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:44, archived)

i started off lentilly

and built up pace

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:52, archived)

it really was my FAVArite pun

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:54, archived)

my xray pun's good

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)

what's that then?

/is currently sat waiting for x-ray scan to finish

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)

Coming to a tshirt near you soon

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic.
Is that one of your new designs?
*saves up money*

edit: this is my design
I would not dare wear it though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)

Yep!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)

I'll get the other x-ray geeks in the physics department to buy one

/will buy one too if I get this job

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)

Erm

you wouldnt happen to have any nice high resolution chest xray images would you?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)

sorry

mine is a micro-tomograph so the biggest thing I can get in it is about 20cm.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:10, archived)

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Cheers anywho!

*goes back to working on 3rd china design*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:12, archived)

That'd be better on a hat

with the bullet holes on the back

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:06, archived)

I know

I didn't have a good hat picture though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)

when are those t-shirts coming?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)

As soon as the Spice people reply to my email

and then i reply to that email, then they set the shop up.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:06, archived)

sweet...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)

That is getting on my (man-)tits

sorry, that pun was ter-RIB-le

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)

sorry

for getting shirty with you.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)

*adzuki*

compliments make me sneeze, sorry

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)

My god!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:45, archived)

the omnipotent bean?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:47, archived)

woo

funny! But all these puns are surely a sin(derella)

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)

wishy-washy your mouth out!

Pantomime puns are not alladin here

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)

these puns are all pure comedy gold(ilocks)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)

24 carat "Snow White"

if you are into cockney rhyming slang

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:11, archived)

you must be kid(ney)ing

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)

it's too early for all these half baked puns

*gets back to work*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)

MUJST SLEEEPEPPP BUTTT CANNT STTTOOPPP PUNINNGININGNG

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:18, archived)

yeah, an hour is too long to pun for

solidly

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 9:25, archived)

You can't be offended by something you don't understand.

no wait - people usually are.

But yay.

and urk! Kiss fans...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:27, archived)

LOIS DID KISS!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:32, archived)

best bake-bean-headed pink-haired thing I've seen all day

woo

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techierob, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:32, archived)

Bean head!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 8:34, archived)