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[challenge entry] Radio Times was a bit too highbrow . . .




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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
Just in time for Frank Butcher to come back (again)
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# is it Mike read's body?
also

I spent all my money
on beer sweeties and porn

love the lawnmower deth
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Looks like it might be, although there's no flashing bow tie
I've just downloaded MLF off teh net, bloody awsome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# psst!

t'was teh Dickinson . . . My mind is now raddled with removing his head and replacing it with Davidscum's . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# I went to see em
when I was little

they were supported by 'Chris Needham's Manslaughter'

- the band out of video diary - the early reality TV thing off BBC2

They were absolutely terrible but did manage to stay on stage for their whole set despite the missiles
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# I saw them ages ago in Nottingham
got very very drunk,

and ended up in a house in St Annes with a Goth.

(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# manslaughter or LM deth?
...or both?

also - do goths cheer up a bit if you fuck them?
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# LM Deth
still got the T shirt

and goths do cheer up when you fuck them, but make sure they take their false fangs out first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Two slices of bread, loads of butter, big fat egg - what's that make?
Egg Sandwich

*resolves to forget about Lawnmower Deth again now thankyouverymuch
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Duck Off
I don't want you problems commit suicide
etc, etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Drunk in Charge of an ugly face
You're banned for life, it's a fucking disgrace
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Got no legs? Don't come crawling to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Thermonuclear War Is Good For Your Complexion
I saw them twice at the woof-woof Woughton centre, MK. They are extremely funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha, what a COCK!
*wonders how to do that dance*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# *resists*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha !
Have a belated woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks hun!

Can I have another?

www.b3ta.com/board/4982111



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Of course !
and well worth it too !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Thankee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)