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# Can he hover better than this horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)
# It might be a
close call - is that an integrated multi-hoof propulsion unit?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Sadly he can only go upwards
All the test horses died when they reached orbit (or crashed to earth). You cant make an omlette without breaking eggs...or horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# what's your
recipe for a horselette?
(que, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Some cheese, some onions and a peeled horse
Ingest ingredients and puke into pan a la Jackass. cook. eat and share. The Horse has to be well peeled though or it just don't work proper.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Horse peeling
is hell on the fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# However the rewards are huge
The underneath of horse skin is a similar consistancy to banana peel. Many an hilarious prat fall can be evoked by horse skin slipage on a busy pavement...'Whooops a daisy' they say as the fall; cracking their elbows and spleens. Horses. There's no end of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# I take your point
But it's no fun having to cover your mouth to stop laughing out loud as someone else falls, only to realise that your hands are chapped and you have horse fat under what remains of your fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Fair enough
Some have to suffer for the advancement of science
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)