Ahhhmuch easier for me, I get a handful of GCSEs and my mother buys me trainers, an ipod and a £350 Mont Blanc pen (that she stole from her work)
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Woking Girl,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:31,
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and in my day wegot references to the four yorkshiremen skit...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:33,
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