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[challenge entry] Nearly NSFW

Idea: 10
Actualititty: 9
Photoshop Skills: 3

Oh yes and B3Tards is dead so I have to use Imagoshekl

From the If computer games were real challenge. See all 559 entries (closed)

(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Upload Codez = 0
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:02, archived)
# ^ this
but it is spelt uplaod codez
/pedants :P
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# 0MFG!!! D0 U Lik3s H0rs3s?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# rOFl!!11!! oMG uR 50
10100100111
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)
# 53, m, broadmoor
er shit I mean 19, f, somewhere near you
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# are you a registered (ab)user
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# for you,
anything you want

*abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
awww! try pointy brackets?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# put
http:// before the address
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# why did you remove
your bodily parts from your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Because
i was fed up of huge magenta cocks appearing on them...

i will put them back up one day
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# but...but...
the huge magenta cock is a staple of the b3tan diet. It's just not B3ta without giant purple phalluses.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I agree with the pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# m3tan?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Woking?!
Oh you must join in our next Reading bash daaaahhhling
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# *sighs*
i am too young to drink (legally)

assuming that is what you do at these bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Tis, but never fear
We are adept at the young uns
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)
# what could you mean by that?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Err...erm
*scurries*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# what DO you do at these b3ta bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# theres boozing (optional)
and talking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# could i join in the talking shit
but obviously not the boozing as i am sure neither b3ta or it's users would advocate underage alcohol consumption?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:30, archived)
# But of course
We regularly have comma at bashes and shes well underage and hence doesnt do teh drinking
edit: *tempts you over to www.b3ta.com/talk *
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:31, archived)
# how old is comma?
and when you meet up, do you call her "comma" to her face?

*wanders over to talk board*
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Bit of both
and i think shes just 15
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# woah
i am older than her

how often do you have these bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Use this, it's a bash organiser/noticeboard thing-
www.b3ta.com/calendar/
(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:42, archived)
# It clearly doesn't take much
to push you over the edge...
(Fishbw0y, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)
# 2 veg?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# i saw your ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *checks flies*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# *checks files*
i got a job filing for 2 days this week

am earning myself 90 squid
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# *sigh*
I wish I were young enough to think £90 is a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
# it is
when you have no bills or anything else to pay for!

my new trainers cos £90 and WOAH it's like the most i EVER spent
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:25, archived)
# You should see my yacht in the med
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# bah, in my day we were lucky to have a roof over our heads.
We used to have to work twelve hours a day down t'mill and come home to a room with all 27 of us crammed in and eat a bowl of hot gravel for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Ahhh
much easier for me, I get a handful of GCSEs and my mother buys me trainers, an ipod and a £350 Mont Blanc pen (that she stole from her work)
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:31, archived)
# and in my day we
got references to the four yorkshiremen skit...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Pffft, I got it.
(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# i don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:39, archived)
# and besides, how can ANYONE ever get fed up of huge magenta cocks?
they're BRILLIANT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Body parts?!


Linkify
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)
# that's what all the other voyeurs 'av been up to too
to be fair though

I think you have to be a voyeur to be part of this site
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# *links the only thing she thinks is cool*
mushroom.nosox.org/arse.html
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Tsk
Only bad will come of that....
(Revo, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Try <img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8692/subwaywanker5sf.th.gif">
(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Subject is here
No I posted it on some place which is some where else then the other place and now it is teh working
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)