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[challenge entry] I optimized this swallow for coconut transport.


Technically not a pet, but there are a lot of swallows in our garden at the moment.

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 296 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:02, archived)
# That's a European swallow.
I think it has been comprehensively proven that they can't carry a coconut alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:03, archived)
# That's what I optimized.
African swallows are much too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:04, archived)
# Serious Bandwidth drain as well.
Little buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# How come you know so much about swallows?
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# There is another European swallow just out of shot
providing moral support.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# No string
fake.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Only when two European swallows carry them,
suspended on a string between them.

I thought that everyone knew this?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# But Mercia is a temerapte zone!
The coconut is a tropical fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)
# How else do you think they end up in
European supermarkets?
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)
# They swim?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)
# I saw that
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# 'Ning
I'm only here whilst I wait for my ebay purchase to run out - it's card night (for the third consecutive night).

Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Late addition, but bizarrely...
... just checked me emails and received this from a fellow Python fan

www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Dunno if it is GC (or even the reason for the drawing), but there y'go.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:44, archived)