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# ewwww
mental image. on a lighter note i was working earlier and a guy came in whistling not the theme, but the incidental music from the pink panther cartoons. i asked him if he was whistling said tune and he thanked me profusely because it had been stuck in his head all day without knowing what it was......
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:13, archived)
# cool,
I bet that made you feel rather good somehow. In my case, I had a haircut which has turned out to be... um, boxy... like a volvo. on top at least. Its also quite disconcerting, I think salons have special mirrors that make any haircut look acceptable in the shop, once you get home you realise theyve left you with an inch on top and slightly lopsided sideburns.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:16, archived)
# and one tiny section
next to the ear usually which turns out to have three hairs they completely missed.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# Ive always noticed that!!
I asked for ashort back and sides one time, which they did, and in the salon, it looked fine and dandy...

When I got home however, I realised theyd actually given me a mullet. Spent 2 weeks looking like Pat sharpes stunt double....

and I dont even have Blonde hair!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# nowt
worse than lop sided sidey's mate....they
make you fall over...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# ?
Lopsideys?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:30, archived)
# nice
word !
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:42, archived)
# actually that just reminded me
of the best piece of advice a hairdresser ever gave me. when trimming one's sideboards, judge it by the bottome of your ear, rather than making them symmetrical. it's because your face is asymmetric, so if your sidies match up, then it makes your face look weird, apparently.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:35, archived)
# funnily
enough , that's just what I do !
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:43, archived)
# What
does one do if one's face looks weird anyway though?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 23:02, archived)
# grow
huge

lambchops
(, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 23:16, archived)