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# lemonade and orange juice
are both actually made from pelican gullet. Little known fact.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:18, archived)
# Phew, that's okay
I'm on a highly selective vegetarian-ish diet but pelican gullet is the best source of Vitamin Namboosa, so my doctor says I'm allowed it thrice weekly. And yes my doctor is half Zulu
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)
# my ex-landlord
was african. His name was Doctor Abi. We found his tribal outfit in the loft and dressed up in it when drunk.

I stole it when we left. I think it might be cursed - am I bad?

Who wants to see a pic?
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
# yayoose! I do!!
actually if you have predictor text on your mobile phone and just press buttons randomly, non stop, you can actually write messages in Zulu. But sometimes they come out Russian-ish.
I've got the URL of an english to zulu translator site if anyone wants it...
lexica.epiuse.co.za/CyberTrans.html
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:46, archived)
# post the pic! post the pic!
Is it as good as the doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:47, archived)
# back from lunch
will post pic soon...
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)
# tribal me

Underneath the tribal gear you can just make out my LA Lakers Basket Ball shirt. I ordered 3 of them when drunk with personalised names on the back. I cost me £160. I should not be allowed near the internet when drunk with credit card.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)
# wow!
and you still have that outfit? Can we all borrow it? Maybe a b3ta fancy dress party?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:23, archived)
# I do, I dooo oo hooo hooo (orange soda (Kenan and Kel (gag)))
yes the outfit came with me when I moved. I just had to have it. It is huge and does not fit anyone.

You may borrow it, but you must respect it also.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)