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# Taurine
bugga.......just found out why RedBull has a picture of a bull...Taurine is an amino acid first found in the testicles of bulls...it is actually a relaxant, not a stimulant which is ok, i guess.....but bulls semen? I don't understand tho why RedBull is banned in france, when they eat horses anyway.

oooolalala

ViDi
(ViDi, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)
# I herd <gag!
it was extracted from Bovine intestine - not testicles. I may be wrong though.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)
# so pleased
I've always had my vodka with lemonade or orange juice!!
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:16, archived)
# lemonade and orange juice
are both actually made from pelican gullet. Little known fact.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:18, archived)
# Phew, that's okay
I'm on a highly selective vegetarian-ish diet but pelican gullet is the best source of Vitamin Namboosa, so my doctor says I'm allowed it thrice weekly. And yes my doctor is half Zulu
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)
# my ex-landlord
was african. His name was Doctor Abi. We found his tribal outfit in the loft and dressed up in it when drunk.

I stole it when we left. I think it might be cursed - am I bad?

Who wants to see a pic?
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
# yayoose! I do!!
actually if you have predictor text on your mobile phone and just press buttons randomly, non stop, you can actually write messages in Zulu. But sometimes they come out Russian-ish.
I've got the URL of an english to zulu translator site if anyone wants it...
lexica.epiuse.co.za/CyberTrans.html
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:46, archived)
# post the pic! post the pic!
Is it as good as the doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:47, archived)
# back from lunch
will post pic soon...
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)
# tribal me

Underneath the tribal gear you can just make out my LA Lakers Basket Ball shirt. I ordered 3 of them when drunk with personalised names on the back. I cost me £160. I should not be allowed near the internet when drunk with credit card.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)
# wow!
and you still have that outfit? Can we all borrow it? Maybe a b3ta fancy dress party?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:23, archived)
# I do, I dooo oo hooo hooo (orange soda (Kenan and Kel (gag)))
yes the outfit came with me when I moved. I just had to have it. It is huge and does not fit anyone.

You may borrow it, but you must respect it also.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)
# this is what Red Bull has to say...
"Is Red Bull made from bulls' testicles?

No!
Taurine is an amino acid that is found in the human body. It is produced synthetically for Red Bull. Taurine was detected for the first time about 40 years ago in cattle and its name derives from Taurus, bull."

I work round the corner from Red Bull. They have very swanky offices.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:52, archived)