My mate Dan
once attempted to tell this joke while pissed.
His version of the punchline went: 'Put it in a microwave until it turns into Bill Withers.'
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MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05,
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tadaaa!
I'd prefer "until its beak melts".
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drunkenoaf,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09,
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