You should be aware:I hurl sharpened pencils with deadly accuracy.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17,
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no sharpened pencil can compare to the morningI've had. I had to have scar tissue scraped off of my eyeball with a sharpened surgical implement, while conscious.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20,
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Ooh! Ooh!I had that done, too! Me, Me!
Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
(Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21,
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Exactly.I'm worried though - the doctor warned me that when the numbing drops wear off, I'm in for some serious pain.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23,
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