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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# yes,
they will do that. And yay too
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# she's cruel
cruel but hot!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Why would you be playing games
when you can be playing with her?
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# ummm...
is 'cos she has a tail' not a good enough answer?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)
# woo
although i'd have gone for 15 seconds on defrost*




*microwave expert
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# 45 seconds on full
*Peter's Pies expert
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# old joke time
what's the difference between bumsex and a microwave?



you can't brown your meat in a microwave


hathankyou
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I'm gunna try and prove you wrong
the pain I go through for science
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# but
how long had they been in the microwave before the first panel
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Panel.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# mwahaha
I've edited my post, so now it looks like JollyJack has just typed panel for no reason


(possibly the most evil thing I've done today)
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# You sadistic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# you live in Balamory AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# You utter bounder.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Tell no-one of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# actually
it looks like he's calling you a panel.
which is possibly the best insult ever.
You Panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# haha
panel
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Nooooo!!!
my fiendish plan has backfired, I have inadvertantly made JollyJack the most popular b3tard for such a brilliant insult.


Maybe I should stop with the monologues, is seems they will be my undoing...
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)
# you've panelled yourself right into a corner there

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)
# that deserves
a woo of teh highest order

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# his eyebrows worry me
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# hmm yes - I see where you're going
with that one. Little catterpillars of doom...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# They're
his glasses. They have very thin frames. He wears them very high.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# should have gone to specsavers
etc
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# in case he needs to clearly see
the contours of his artex ceiling?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# If you stare at it long enough
it kinda looks like a face, with two noses, eating a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# I don't know,
I can see the some of the benefits of having fishfinger eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Never make a cat angry
Destroying your saves is the least of your problems

And sequential art is definately one of the best webcomics I have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Marvellous.
Superb.

How long till the book comes out?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Ages.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Get pencilling...
...pencil bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# You should be aware:
I hurl sharpened pencils with deadly accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# no sharpened pencil can compare to the morning
I've had. I had to have scar tissue scraped off of my eyeball with a sharpened surgical implement, while conscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I had that done, too! Me, Me!

Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Exactly.
I'm worried though - the doctor warned me that when the numbing drops wear off, I'm in for some serious pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Reminds me of a time I had toothache and a long meeting, and genuinely felt I'd rather be having my teeth drilled...
(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# ah good morrow Mr Jack
Did you perchance see my toothfairy colourisation?

And yay for sequential art - we the people demand more!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# YES!
Spotted that last week. Fantastic work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Danke Mr Jack.
I did crowe as well but she turned out shit....
Crowe
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Woo
You should try to get this stuff published!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Yay, looked at board just in time for sequential art fix
missed it last week... and very much like Kat in her School uniform
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
I...I think I love you! *wibbles*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)