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# Rubbish, aren't they?
I think they've changed the filling. We should write a petition.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# good lord you`re both right
they taste a bit stale these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Yes I have noticed they're a bit chewier
Disgusting, it is. I'm outraged, tell Anne Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# i bought one
a few weeks ago and it smelt of cheese.

I still ate it though.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# talking of things
smelling of cheese...

i bought some milk from co-op last week and it smelt of cheese.
I made a cup of tea and it was all lumpy. Damn co-op milk. It was probably cat milk.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Alternatively, it was just off milk.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# They'll be fucking with Tunnocks next
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# *Takes expression literally*
*Attempts to erase image from mind*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# yeah sort of crumbly and lumpy
meh to them.. I`ll buy Jammie Dodgers instead
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Jaffa cakes.
You can't go wrong with jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# i'll start
an argument... are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
Also kit kats?
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Ooooh...
Jaffa's contain sponge, therefore-cake. Although they follow the biscuity layer-on-top-of-layer formula.

Kit kats are chocolate bars. No exceptions.

EDIT do I really have that much time to think? *gets a job*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I believe this question was answered
In and on 'Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down'. And they are the authority, after all.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Ooooh
Cup of tea, splendid idea.

*goes for tea*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Mmmm...tea...
*Follows*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# jaffa
This issue was settled by a VAT and Duties Tribunal some years ago. McVities baked, and brought into the tribunal, a jaffa cake that was 12 inches in diameter. It is unclear whether this was to prove that it had all the characteristics of a cake or just to bribe the tribunal chairman.
Either way the tribunal ruled that the Jaffa cake was inded a mini-cake made of sponge not biscuit.
The distinction was important to McVities as a choclate covered biscuit attracts VAT at 17.5%. However a cake is zero rated.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# ooo
I found that story oddly heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# The ads say they've got more chocolate
But I'm not convinced.

You're right about the filling.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# More chocolate?
That's filthy lies, it's still wafer-thin.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# the ads
make it look like it's actually an extra layer of mud

*grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)