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# Facts

For lunch today I have three rolls with cold cumberland sausages cut vertically in half
in them also with tomatoes, mustard, pickle and cheese. I also have a tunnocks
caramel wafer and two bags of salt and shake crisps, this will be washed down with a
litre of water and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)
# orange tango
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Tango? you puff
what happened to your hardman drink, Rubicon?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# unfortunately they don't sell it in the vending machines
or i would be on it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# make them stock it
get the minerals
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# That'll just make you really thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Fuck all
I'm too busy trying get the cnuts at BT to reconnect my phone...

Today I will be mostly hating:

EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Unbraw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# They've just done that to me too.
Must have too many engineers sitting round the canteen doing nowt. Fuckers.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# 'A minute hand and a winkle shell!'

dirtyweekends Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)
# pffft!
I am having toad in the hole with mash, peas and oodles of gravy
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# mmm me and the missus had veggie toad in teh hole on Sunday
it was scrummy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# it may have been scrummy
but it wasn't toad in the hole

bloody veggies

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# ^ this
Were they quorn sausages that you used?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)
# no idea
I think I did the shopping that time

.. straight to the freezer section.. "veggie this... yip, fuck that in the trolly... veggie that.. yip, let`s have one of them..."
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# they were doing that in my work canteen
veggie sausage in batter.

hooray for veggie food
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# You have a delicious sounding lunch I'm having something similar for my dinner tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
#
cheese burger with chilli sauce and mayo, with a nice cuppa and a bit of banana cake
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Yum! yum! yum!
sounds nice and fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# bog-standard veggie sandwich
just like every other day...

meh

/kills self
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Bah!
How I'm glad I'm not a veggie, I can eat what ever shite I want, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you should try Tops Pizza's Vege Hot
it's the mutts
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I think I might do that
sounds quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I know what you mean,
Get yourself a copy of Cranks Cookbook, has some bloody fantastic ideas for veggie sangers, rolls etc.

edit/ real coffee and a bloody big spliff here, then maybe some marmite on toast
(Fixx, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha I have plenty ideas
just can`t be bothered spending longer than queueing time at Sainsbury`s ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I watched supersize me on sunday
So I'm going to have two 99p bacon double cheeseburgers from bugger king.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Cor!
I was addicted to them once but I ate to many and now I feel a bit sick even thinking about them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I've had...
A HOt PoRk with CracKling SandwiCh

It was so nice I decided to give it extra capital letters
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# That sounds so good I would have another three of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# one!!1elevenz0rz!!!1
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# can I have
your lunch please? It sounds rather ace.

Nice bon-bon fact too. I shall store it for later use at high-brow cocktail parties and baptisms.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# You can have this roll
I'm a bit full up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Ahem!

'I am available for bar mitzvahs, wedding receptions and panto!' Widowtwankey's Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# lemsip

straight out of the packet!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# The only way to eat lemsip!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Otherwise
you wouldn't be eating it at all, you'd be drinking it.

Does the Lemsip dust not get up your nose and make you sneeze?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# It does
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Cauliflower cheese
Tea and a Jammie Dodger.

Oh, and a fag
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Sounds not bad
but would be better with taters or chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You're right of course
Your Grace. Everything is better with chips or mash but I have none
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# "Sushi (four bits of)
a slice of dry bread and an apple. bit crap today.

mind you, i just nearly threw up all over my desk at work because I got a massive blob of wasabi stuck to my soft palate. that was good.

i'm off out for copious smoking now!" you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors offs grey kid.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
# that wasabi stuff is lethal
when sniffed
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# That sounds like a disaster of a lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
aw, dukey, you've made me feel all folorn about it now.

even the drink is a bottle of warm fizzy water (ugh!) that fizzed up all over my desk when i opened it, and my boss looked at me disapprovingly.

RUBBISH!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
what a total disaster! I hate those sort of lunches, it's been a while since I had one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# two rounds of marmite sandwiches on soft white bread, an apple and a tax return to fill in
milton keynes brianftang
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# More marmite!
there's a lot of marmite being scoffed this week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# i'm lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Today I shall be having
New Covent Garden plum tomato and creme fraiche soup, multigrain toast with butter and a large glass of Ribena. I may or may not follow this with a nectarine. I haven't decided.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# go on, be a devil
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, have the nectarine
have two infact.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I may do this
They'll only go off otherwise.

Then I'll be sorry.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Caneloni
but I had to talk to someone so didnt get a chance to do the crossword so am in a mood now
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
with chips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# The chips looked a bit soggy today
and I decided I had enough brown on my plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Not sure what this is...
some kind of meat based product (slightly spicy) in a baguette... and a packet o crisps...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Sounds not bad,
try to figure out what met it is?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# I shall be having
Heinz Chicken and Sweetcorn Chowder with 2 pieces of dry toast -mmm. yum.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I've never had that before
it sounds corking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Cadbury Bournville.
Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Tasty
have two.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I have 4
Not sure I could manage them all though. I might burst.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# If you have four then eat four
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I will...
But oh my not all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Go on, eat them all at once
it'll be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
*complies*

*vomits*

*curses*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# roti de pork
with potato purée and small carrots
some stinky cheese With 1/4 baguette
an apple
coffee + a fag
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# pffft "pork"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Cor! I had to look that up on google
I wish I had that. I'm going to try and make that this week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# mum made it on sunday
it's even better cold..
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# 'noon Duke!
Don't know yet, but I'll try and see that it's braw and there's plenty of it. ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# If you can, have this it sounds fucking good.
www.b3ta.com/board/5167918
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I got hungry at 11 so I ate my lunch then
Noodle, veg and tofu salad, followed by 2 Cadbury's mini rolls (half price at the village shop).

Is it me or are mini rolls not as nice as they used to be?
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Dunno
I haven't eaten any in a while... if you'd care to send me some I'll happily sample them for you.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Rubbish, aren't they?
I think they've changed the filling. We should write a petition.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# good lord you`re both right
they taste a bit stale these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Yes I have noticed they're a bit chewier
Disgusting, it is. I'm outraged, tell Anne Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# i bought one
a few weeks ago and it smelt of cheese.

I still ate it though.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# talking of things
smelling of cheese...

i bought some milk from co-op last week and it smelt of cheese.
I made a cup of tea and it was all lumpy. Damn co-op milk. It was probably cat milk.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Alternatively, it was just off milk.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# They'll be fucking with Tunnocks next
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# *Takes expression literally*
*Attempts to erase image from mind*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# yeah sort of crumbly and lumpy
meh to them.. I`ll buy Jammie Dodgers instead
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Jaffa cakes.
You can't go wrong with jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# i'll start
an argument... are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
Also kit kats?
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Ooooh...
Jaffa's contain sponge, therefore-cake. Although they follow the biscuity layer-on-top-of-layer formula.

Kit kats are chocolate bars. No exceptions.

EDIT do I really have that much time to think? *gets a job*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I believe this question was answered
In and on 'Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down'. And they are the authority, after all.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Ooooh
Cup of tea, splendid idea.

*goes for tea*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Mmmm...tea...
*Follows*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# jaffa
This issue was settled by a VAT and Duties Tribunal some years ago. McVities baked, and brought into the tribunal, a jaffa cake that was 12 inches in diameter. It is unclear whether this was to prove that it had all the characteristics of a cake or just to bribe the tribunal chairman.
Either way the tribunal ruled that the Jaffa cake was inded a mini-cake made of sponge not biscuit.
The distinction was important to McVities as a choclate covered biscuit attracts VAT at 17.5%. However a cake is zero rated.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# ooo
I found that story oddly heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# The ads say they've got more chocolate
But I'm not convinced.

You're right about the filling.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# More chocolate?
That's filthy lies, it's still wafer-thin.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# the ads
make it look like it's actually an extra layer of mud

*grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# sounds braw apart from the tofu
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# What's wrong with tofu?
It's a healthy vegetarian delight!
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# I dunno, I've never eaten it.
I'm sure it's not as bad as I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# It's bad if it's cooked all wrong
If you get it fresh and cook it quickly, it's yummy.

It can also make ladies' boobs grow (I don't know about moobs).
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# I appear
to be living off cheese biscuits right now until someone returns to get on with their job and I can finally have lunch. boo :C

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mash for lunch
(gianthead, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Just leave,
go and get yerself something nice to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# posh
Smoke salmon sandwich with cucumber and crust cut off...

folowed by 2 pints of Welsh Ale and a turkish delight...
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Very posh indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Posh yes
But very tasty!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# woo! Bonbons rock!
Today I ishaving home made Lasagne, with chips and salad, then some lemon custard tart, with a bottle of lucozade!
(strangeone456789, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Hurray!
a very fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Today I will mostly be 'avin'
A BLT, Prawn Mayo and Ham Cheese and pickkle triplet.

A packet of Mediterranean Baked Potato Crisps.

A Banana.

All washed down with a bottle of Still Lemonade.

Classic Selection agains redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Braw!
a good lunch as usual
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Today I had
a salmon and cream cheese bagel and a large glass of cranberry juice (wish there was vodka in it) and a packet of black pepper kettle crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Another posh lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# i shall be having
sausage roll

peppered ham and mature cheddar in a french batard

monster munch (pickled onion)

Diet coke

Tea

stares at neighbour undressings Thor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# That's a splendid lunch
especially the peppered ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# lunchie
salad pot containing:
2 spoons of potato salad
2 spoons of italian penna salad
tomatoes
cucumber
2 big spoons of chinese chicken in mayo
and a Mullerlite country fruits yogurt
and a diet coke

I is now officially stuffed and will be leaving the packet of snackajacks roast chicken flavour to be a midafternoon snack
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Braw!
Safeways used to have a good help yourself salad bar, the feasts I used to have from that place where great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Today, I had...
A fine sandwich on seeded bread, containing Chorizo sausage, Mustard coated ham and mature cheddar. Accompanied by a packet of Rock salt flavoured McCoys, and a cup of tea.

To finish, I had two stroopwafels and another cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ooh..
stroopwafels!!

as good as Tunnocks with a hint of cinnamon

warmed over a hot cup of tea were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# absolutely!
(hence the second cup of tea!)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Stroopwafels are bloody delicious!
you lucky bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Hmm
3 pints of fosters and 5 roll ups.
Tasty
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Not bad, refreshing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)