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# I believe ducks are the pinacle of evolution
they've mastered the waters and the air, they're not utterly incapable on land, theylead massively laid back lives and they have no predators. They even make people feed them just by looking cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:05, archived)
# *gets out his hunting rifle*
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# ok, no predators except the chineese
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:07, archived)
# Our Mallards got eaten by foxes last year
And I shut the new ones away in their hut every night...no predators? Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)
# *ingores*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# But they are incapable of masterbation
so they're not entirely happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:08, archived)
# but ducks shag each other whenever they want
and they don't have to bother with most of the whole foreplay nonsense as they have no lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:09, archived)
# no lips = no BJ
so much like our lives then...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:10, archived)
# they all do it from behind though
so it would be so easy to "accidentlly" hit the wrong hole
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)