reminds me of an old jokethe story is: liz taylor goes to a clinic in geneva in order to undergo her 48th cosmetic surgery..involving this time her flabby labias.
off course all the clinic staff has been warned that this must remain secret. when she wakes up the next day she finds a huge bouquet of flowers...in fury she calls the surgeon and asks 'who the fuck disclosed my presence in this clinic?'
surgeon: 'well..err..no one did. the flowers actually come from another patient'..he then picks up the little card that came w/ the bouquet and reads it: 'dear liz, i hope you're doing well. thanks for the earlobes. signed nikki lauda'
edit/woo to pic by the way
(off course all the clinic staff has been warned that this must remain secret. when she wakes up the next day she finds a huge bouquet of flowers...in fury she calls the surgeon and asks 'who the fuck disclosed my presence in this clinic?'
surgeon: 'well..err..no one did. the flowers actually come from another patient'..he then picks up the little card that came w/ the bouquet and reads it: 'dear liz, i hope you're doing well. thanks for the earlobes. signed nikki lauda'
edit/woo to pic by the way
olivier8 (euroloon),
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:31,
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