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# my wife
just called to say 'have you tidied up?', which I think is a subtle code for 'you will now tidy up'.

(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# that is correct
also
be very careful if she says any of the following :

"no, I'm not pissed off"
"of course you can go to the pub"
"don't worry about a present"
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# taking "I don't want a present" literally
would be laughing in the face of disaster.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# much the same as
deep frying your own testicles
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)