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[challenge entry] Hang on. If everybody was gay, that means ......

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(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)
# phwoar!!!
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)
# my wife
just called to say "have you tidied up?", which I think is a subtle code for "you will now tidy up".

(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# that is correct
also
be very careful if she says any of the following :

"no, I'm not pissed off"
"of course you can go to the pub"
"don't worry about a present"
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# taking "I don't want a present" literally
would be laughing in the face of disaster.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# much the same as
deep frying your own testicles
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Would that mean we'd have a straight shift?
**hides**
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# GMOS!
(, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)