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# some muppet phoned me on Friday
'yeah mate - we`ve got the job for YOU - 55 grand mate'

at this point I burst out laughing at the thought of earning such riches whilst driving a 1998 1L VW Polo and having holes in me socks

'55 grand eh?'
'yeah 55 grand in Ealing.. are you interested'
'*snigger* aye go on then'

I then went back to watching shite daytime telly

meh.. back to work today

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# How do you cope?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# by eating holes in my socks!

*goes back to looking for a job that pays a sensible amount of money*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# If you don't want it
I'll take it.

edit:What is it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# it looked decent
but I don`t have anywhere near the experience they wanted, plus I don`t trust recruitment agencies (especially since they obviously didn`t read my CV and see I wasn`t qualified)

if they knocked 20 grand off the salary, I`d take it!

BRING IT ON, TEA BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Well I'll take the extra 20 grand
I'll send you my account details and set up a standing order.

Meanwhile, do you have anything in an aquarium?

/Dylan Moran
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# mm fishies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I Love fishes
Best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I agree!
best, behind cows, pigs, and haggii
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# you forgot Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:08, archived)
# shit yeah,
the haslet bird
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)