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# Today
I am having 2 Egg mayonnaise rolls, a packet of Quavers, a packet of Walkers Smokey bacon crisps and a Twix.

Washed down with 500ml of Diet Coke with Lime!

And then maybe a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Egg mayo rolls are braw
I suggest you take a few quavers and shove them in the rolls... the crunchiness combined with the creaminess causes braw juxtapositionism.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I did and it was bazoo!
A soft yet crunchy dichotomy wrapped in a floured bap!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# You, sir
are a wise man*. A wise man* indeed.

*or lady
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Man
*checks to make sure*

Yes! Still a man!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)