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# Lunch Time

Today I am having homemade tomato soup a la Twig (where IS he these days?) with ciabatta followed by a pear. What are you having for lunch?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# 'Dudley Zoo and a kipper tie!'
cupasoups Dave!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# An entire zoo?
Cor.. maybe you should have chips with that.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Hmmm . . . OK
Dudley Zoo and chips and a kipper tie!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Dudley Zoo or chips?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Chips!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# puns or chips?


DECIDE!
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Puns!
with a pickled egg
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Dur!
no contest! I'm a-fried I'd choose puns anyday!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# sugar?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yam aroight, mayte?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Tintern Abbey . . .


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# herges adventures of ...?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Pasta with a Covent Garden Carbonara sacue.
yum!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Ooh they do sauces now?
How handy!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# They do...
Quite good, still think their soups are better though. Smoked Bacon and Lentil...

/drools
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Tomato and veg cup-a-soup
lemon curd tart,and a penguin.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Lemon curd tart?
I've not heard of that before. I bet it's rich.

I hope you have something to dunk in your soup.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Wahoo! I was getting hungry!
Today it's a Cornish pastie. Not your "Ginsters" rubbish, but hand-made by the baker in the village, with stewed steak and cubes of turnip and swede and potato and carrot and gravy...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmm
what a lovely selection of vegetables in your pastie.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Yes!
I want one of those now!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# repost starter
with a bandwagon main course.

I'm going to skip pudding as I'm on a diet.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Well
I think you will have a feast on the bandwagons alone :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# *passes 'Anything goes' to Zak*


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP*

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Yes, I find 'Anything goes'
tends to repeat on me quite horribly...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Are you having your bandwagon flambée'd?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# *lights spork*


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# watch the rac van
it could get stuck.
best have it before the a team so mr t can bash it down.
*nods knowledgely*
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# stop grinning at me!
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# I can't help it
You're so pretty.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# *blushes*
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# a thai chicken wrap
covertly eaten in the computer room. ammmmmm! telliiiiiin!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# You live life on the edge
AICMFP.

Eat it carefully.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# it's so true
i can feel the adrenaline waves coming now...*surfs*

*tries not to get chilli in the keyboard*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# chilli on cock
aicmfp
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Some loverly chunky homemade mushroom soup
and a couple of sesame seed rolls.
:¬)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmm
Mushroom soup can be dodgy. I hope it was homemade.. that's braw!

Sesame seed rolls are the business.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# A small pig stuffed with cheese!
arbiters Horrible.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# How did you get the pig to eat all the cheese?
We should be told.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Feed them on
stuffed acorns.(not computers, but from oak trees).
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# who said anything about eating?
*puts on gloves*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# two boiled eggs
wholegrain bread, fresh coffee and some salami
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# *parp*
That's a lovely lunch but sounds a bit anti-social ;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# who cares
Im a teacher. Let the little spacktards suffer
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# lasagna
with pita ... hmm lunch
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# lasagne is good
but my tip is.. don't eat it four days in a row.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# cheese and tomato bagels, fat coke, crisps, 2 apples, banana
and a big slice of fruit cake
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# That is a fine lunch
damn fine.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Yay!
Sainsburies chicken and stuffing sandwich, orange juice and springwater.
(I haven't seen the twigster in aaaaaages!)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# A nice healthy lunch
you should be glowing after that.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Roast Lamb
Roast Potatos
Carrots
Peas
Sweetcorn
Gravy
Bread Roll
Tea

Hiya Flower
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Crikey.
That's rather a substantial lunch.

*looks mournfully at sandwich*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# 'ning Doc 'ning Sid
*passes over a couple of roasties*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Ta!
I can tell they've lost a bit of their crunchyness, what with being microwaved, but more than adequate, nevertheless.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I think
we have a winner!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Blimey Mr Bun
Are you at home today? That's a lunch fit of a king on a Sunday!

Now look, you've upset the locals.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
#
*waves spork angrily*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# *waves aunt sporkily*


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I cooked last night plated it up and microwaved it back to edible temprature today
You're a doing splendid job immitating Prunes :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I don't so much imitate him
I'd rather say he influenced me.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Ok

You're doing a great job being influenced by Prunes :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I just had a
jacket potato with Cheese and beans and a hint of mustard mixed in.

All washed down with water.

I did have a Kit Kat chunky for lunch earlier, but I ate it tooo early :(

Thanks for teh advice on Friday too!

The girls loved the chocolate. But I couldnt find a copy of Hello magazine in tescos, so i bought them Marie Clare instead.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# A fine lunch
The Duke would be pleased at the inclusion of mustard so I must commend you.

By the way, it wasn't MY suggestion (hello and chocolate) but I thought it was very sound advice.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Yes, mustard is good
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Darn straight!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# That's obviously how good
an imitation it is of The Duke!

I didnt even notice :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# roasted chicken breasts w/herbs
some green salad + bread
a can of coke
a fag
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# A lunch fit for a French person
living in French France.

I'm pleased at the inclusion of green salad. Leaves can be ace!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# A mini milk
some cherryade and a carrot
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Mini Milk!
They are exceedingly braw.

Your lunch looks a bit unsubstantial. Perhaps chips would be a good idea.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# I was just about to post today's edition but I'll save it for tomorrow
I'm having two pastrami, cheese and horseradish rolls, a bag of walnuts and a litre of water.

Good work!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Hmm . . .
You want chips with that!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Hullooooo!
I do want chips but I have none and hae no money with me to buy some, bah!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Thanks, Duke
I hope I didn't tread on your toes by posting too early.

Your lunch sounds mighty fine (despite not having chips) but I am a bit concerned.. only TWO rolls? No Tunnock's Wafers or logs?. Are you on a diet?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# diet? ho ho ho! no diet for me! ho ho ho!
I was in a ruch this morning and forgot half of my lunch but I have discoved a couple of pork pies which I left in a PC case about a week ago, they smell safe so I may risk eating them.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Good engineering practice - always leave a few snacks behind for the next person. *Checks inside PC for pork pies*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# more like I put them there and forgot about them
and accidentally found them this morning.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Perfect timing
just as I get into work, it's Dave The Facts! Lunchtime!

One tuna savoury & cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a can of Tango and a cup of tea.

Shouldn't Dave The Facts rip-offs have slighly different spelling? Dave The Fakts, perhaps?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# AHEM!
This is no rip-off! Lovely Pot has undertaken hours of meticulous research in the Dave the Hat archives . . .


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# This
After I have finished my next research for DTF backups I must ensure that the text isn't so squashed to the left. Also the spacing between lines is too big. I am still an apprentice though but am learning fast!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, you're doing a fine job
you make me proud.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# *glows*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# It's no rip off
she's my deputy. She researches DtF when it looks like I won't be around to spread the good news about Dave.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# I do like the sound of your lunch
especially the tuna and cream cheese bit. I've not tried that. *makes a note*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# it's the first time i've tried it
it's lully.

Profound apologies for suggesting that you're anything but a loyal assistant too...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Don't worry
I didn't pout nor flounce at that remark :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# 1 poached egg
beans

2 slices toast.

water...

i must be on a diet or something...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# A simple lunch
but I predict it will hit the spot.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# jam sandwich
with aduki & chickpea salad
Get off my hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Aduki?
That sounds like an Italian sports car.

Does chickpea salad go well with that?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmmm
marinated chicken kebab on a bed of basmati rice with a tomato and onion salad and a dollop or two of Ancona pepper sauce. Oh, and a bottle of Lucozade, haven't decided yet between original or orange.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# That's braw!
I recommend the original Lucozade.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I had pasta with tomato sauce and veggies
a slice of bread and salad on the side
had a snickers icecream bar after.

I'm in a good mood today
going to Tenerife tomorrow and staying there for the next week
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That sounds good
but I hope the tomato sauce wasn't ketchup.

Make sure you take a supply Of Tunnock's logs with you. I believe there is a shortage of them out there.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Today
I am having 2 Egg mayonnaise rolls, a packet of Quavers, a packet of Walkers Smokey bacon crisps and a Twix.

Washed down with 500ml of Diet Coke with Lime!

And then maybe a cup of tea.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Egg mayo rolls are braw
I suggest you take a few quavers and shove them in the rolls... the crunchiness combined with the creaminess causes braw juxtapositionism.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I did and it was bazoo!
A soft yet crunchy dichotomy wrapped in a floured bap!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# You, sir
are a wise man*. A wise man* indeed.

*or lady
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Man
*checks to make sure*

Yes! Still a man!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# today i have
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# dis
gusting
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# That probably tastes better than it looks
You needn't have linked that. Lunchtime pictures should be shared!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Dunno yet
though the missus left some of her Sunday dinner in the kitchen yesterday (pork loin steak, potatoes, broccoli, carrots with garlic and onion gravy) and I'm sorely tempted to heat it up.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Heat that dinner up!
nothing is better than the dinner of someone else, if she jars you blame me.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Listen to the Duke
He knows of what he speaks.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# It's already in the microwave
she's gone to work
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# good, good, good
that's what I like to hear. If she complains just buy her a bar of chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine, that'll keep her quiet.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# You are the oracle
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Do it you know it makes sense :)

arse...my typing is bad today
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# mmm, soup and ciabatta
a bit light for you though Duke?

EDIT: aha, i thought something was up, its not the Duke at all - had me all confussed

my eyes were drawn to the falafal pita pockets in the local shop, but the low calorie count made me plump for a pork pie too.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I was in a rush this morning and forgot most of my lunch
which is not good, I will barely be alive by hometime.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# It's good that you are keeping your eye on calories
You need lots at lunchtime... 100% of fact (which, apart from food, is what lunchtime is all about... facts).
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# i try not to have more than 700
otherwise i fall aslzzzzzzzzz.....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
Parma ham and french bread with a lubberly cup of tea.

Making the most of home food while I still can!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# That is a wonderful no nonsense lunch
highly commendable for a Monday.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Red lester cheese with crackers
big dollop of pickle with a special K bar with cream soda


and a damn report due for 3
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Pickle! yes!
and Creme Soda too!

Forget the report while you eat.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Sausage.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)