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# I be perky, ta!
you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Knackered.. too much binging ;)
Good that you're perky. You'll start sagging soon though; y'know, in old age.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# NEVER!
*begins to sag*

Bah! Isn't it ironic!?

*phones Alanis Morissette*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# The ironic thing is that nothing in that song is actually ironic
They're just all shit things to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# eh?

Alanis wrote a song about irony?

I was just ringing to annoy her . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# i leave her answer phone messages every day
telling her she's a filthy lezzer and she needs her quim trimmed
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Tell her to get her fucking hands out of her pocket
Fucking hippy twat.

And whilst she's at it, she can get rid of that fucking peace sign too. What does she think this is? Fucking china?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'an' another thing, Naive Amoeba say get yer hands out of yer pockets yer filthy lezza! . . . hello? hello?'

Bah! She hung up!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# *rings Rod Stewart instead*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Maybe that's
what's ironic about the song?
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)