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# Oh noes! More job cuts!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# argh
Your posts make me want to top myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Hehehehe!
*stabs Zak in the head with flake*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# I got 99 problems
...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# That's because your boyfriend
should be the other way up . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
spooooooooooooooons
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# My Grandad topped himself...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *licks Angrydave's Grandad's head*

Mmmmm!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# pun 'n' tonic!
Don't mind if I do!

*adds a gallon of Kia Ora*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# careful
you'll go over your limit!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# no, no . . . no, no, no, no . . . no, no, no, no
THERE'S NO LIMIT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# techno techno techno techno
\*switches to ravemode*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Don't worry
when it comes to Kia Ora, Dave knows what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft!
"Would you like crushed nuts with that?"

"Aye, and how would yer like yer tits blown off?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# 'you ever been picked up by the fuzz?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# "nope, but i've been swung round by me tits"
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Winner!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but then she put him back down and everybody clapped.
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# I got told that joke saturday night.
"A police report said that a man covered himself in almonds, chocolate sauce, hundreds and thousands, and cherries."

"Police say he topped himself".

It was his birthday so I let him off with a giggle. Still, at 44, he should know better!

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# :-D
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# "no more bazoo cake"
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# No!
More bazoo Cayke! Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# no more?
bazoo!

cake?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Yippee!
*bathes in cayke!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# No bazoo
more cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# bazooka knows more
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Zoo cake!
Bah!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# that kid is going to get so much action when he grows up
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
#
Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# "you! fetch me a copy of the wall street journal!
you two! fight to the death!"
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa
Aceness.

How are you today, mr dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I be perky, ta!
you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Knackered.. too much binging ;)
Good that you're perky. You'll start sagging soon though; y'know, in old age.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# NEVER!
*begins to sag*

Bah! Isn't it ironic!?

*phones Alanis Morissette*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# The ironic thing is that nothing in that song is actually ironic
They're just all shit things to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# eh?

Alanis wrote a song about irony?

I was just ringing to annoy her . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# i leave her answer phone messages every day
telling her she's a filthy lezzer and she needs her quim trimmed
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Tell her to get her fucking hands out of her pocket
Fucking hippy twat.

And whilst she's at it, she can get rid of that fucking peace sign too. What does she think this is? Fucking china?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'an' another thing, Naive Amoeba say get yer hands out of yer pockets yer filthy lezza! . . . hello? hello?'

Bah! She hung up!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# *rings Rod Stewart instead*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Maybe that's
what's ironic about the song?
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# pffffffffftttttttttt!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# The bastards!
Is Mr Kipling your arch-nemisis, Mr the Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# well, he does hold 51% of the Kia Ora
shares, thus hiking the price to an unrealistic level . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Have you/a. n. other done anything with this yet?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4347638.stm

"Workers on strike at a baked bean factory" sounds like it should be a Two Ronnies "and finally..." story.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# They're only striking because the union says they . . .

. . .





. . .


can!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# That joke is just a has bean
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# put a lid on it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Don't be so saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# I've got 57 comebacks for that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Oh come on... what's tomato with you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# I'm a bit creamed
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# bean dun
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# souper!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# *falls off chair*
pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Coo!
My first rotating starfish! Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# It won't be your last, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# that makes me want to watch Krull
"Lysssaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# 'Ave another...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# VUVU!
*jumpts on Vuvu*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Argghh!
Easy,
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Pfft!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Oh noes!
that Mr Kipling's a bloddy racist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# *nods*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# and his hair smell of farts
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# The bloody bugger!
but his Bakewell Slices are exceedingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# and I did enjoy the Jungle Book . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# and Scouts was good fun too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# arf!
'noon



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# 'lo ZW!
How's you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# I's just fine and dandy...
but spending too much time out of the office trying to train people, then having to cram normal work into the remaining hours... leaving less time for B3ta!

Pah!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# you!?
train!?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Fear not -
it's not training in wordsmithery nor Photoshop... but building and maintaining websites (pffft!)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# That news is shocking
It is good that your brough it to our attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I am a public service broadcaster!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)