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# have another
There was an old man from Northampton
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# who thought he was peter frampton
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# whenever he tried
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# to make limericks rhyme,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# He completely failed. Oh, and he couldn't make it scan either.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# At the wedding of Susie and Martin . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Doctor Evans could not stop farting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# He blew out the candles

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# and broke all the handles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and gave the choir mistress a parting.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# and swung the brass handles

EDIT: BAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# He parped through the hymns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# to make up for his sins,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and broke wind as they were departing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and trumped at the rings
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and on a bit of a whim
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# removed the disabled parking
/gave the verger a centre parting
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# In a choirboy he pushed his big part in.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# he was shot dead in southampton
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Who was dead, so was really a Phantom

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# his ghostly presence
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# gave bird flu to pheasants

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# and also killed mother's chrysanthemum.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# I'm enjoying this game :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# me too, I'm so glad I came


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# For once, while at work...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)
# I don't look a berk!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# although some of these are a bit tame.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Limericks are Bazoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# and me.
ISIHAC!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# pssst!
The post above yours is a new one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# aha!
done it!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# with comedy timing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)
# which caused all the fowl to contract 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# He walked through the wall


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# and bruised his left ball

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# and now he can't get up and at 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# and left a large bruise on his hampton!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
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