he had a pet tick
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
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which right took the mick
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33,
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so now that tick is his slave!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33,
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When Dave's blood it started to crave
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34,
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And showed he's a bit of a Knave.
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
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