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# if things were reversed
maybe a new compo idea?

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# not sure about 'new'
but Woo! to your piccie!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# there was a young man from Peru
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# who crimped off a seven-foot poo

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# he was just getting up
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# when his rectum went 'phutt'
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# which was incredibly un-bazoo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*falls off chair*

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# that was specially for you
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# you with the wonderful shoe
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# There once was a man called Dave...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# who was known to live in a grave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# He wore a strange hat...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# And was balding
and fat
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# fuckpants
I nearly had it too.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, but you cross-reversed against the lateral . . .
Oxford street THEN Goodge street . . .

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# WRONG!
he was playing Hodgkin's variant!

any fule no!!!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# he can't have been, otherwise
he wouldn't have been allowed Euston, due to the escalators!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# You can if you trump with Hatch End...
(although, admittedly, he didn't).

Pah.


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# well, obviously, If he had trumped . . .
I wouldn't have huffed!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# i'd play the green park cross-table gambit
it's a cracker
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Ithought you could only do that
in the two-handed version?


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Ha!
I'm phoning in my instructions via proxy. Does that mean I win by default?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# And he was in Nid at the thime
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# yeah . . .
an' I'm burstin'!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# then there was a the 1906 blackfriars rule change
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# possibly . . .
but always a risk with Prescott's opening . . .

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# There's always a risk
with Prescott's opening
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# oh yes!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Argh
Kill it!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that's the story of Dave the Knave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# but much worse than that . . .

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# was his red suit, he found in a cave

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# who bought some blue pills at a rave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# he got smacked off his tits...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# and had one of his fits
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# His wife had said
Dave Behave!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# while he dined at the Ritz

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# and now he's in need of a shave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# poor old dave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# they shrunk him a lot
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# And hurt his big bot

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# and now he wipes his arse with a lathe
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# but his arse was brave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# whose humour was sometimes quite grave.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# he had a pet tick
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# which right took the mick

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# so now that tick is his slave!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# When Dave's blood it started to crave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# And showed he's a bit of a Knave.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Who surfed on the biggest wave
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# when attacked by a shark
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# it all went quite dark

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# but somehow he ended up saved!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# And a helicopter came along
to save!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I'm way way up here!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# He started to cheer . . .

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# And now he sleeps
in a watery grave!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# so he looked incredibly brave!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I actually did that last night
honest.

*points to the chair that is now in bits*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# I had to scroll up sooooooo far!

Arf!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# so he accompanied it on the kazoo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# also good!
Woo!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# and arc-welded his arse to the loo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That has a certain elegance . . .

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# there once lived a poof in singapore
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# whose arse was quite sore
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# when fucked by a camel
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# or any mammal
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# the hinges came off his back door!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# until the day he bought some cream
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# and hooked up with his former waterpolo team
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)