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# it's a bit early for me
...and the board feels rather strange at this time of day

here's a pic of those bauhaus boys now bring on the day!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Then this will make complete sense . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:32, archived)
# what a blatant roaster - FP this NOW!

Then this, please ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:33, archived)
# Hello Boys!
you're up early . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:35, archived)
# I was up at 5.30 this morning...
present mrs. architect working at 6.30... and I'm still
reeling from last night's weird menu at my first masons lodge night of the season... vere vere strange food
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Coo! Do tell . . .
(about the food, not the bizarre sexual practices afterwards . . . )

*checks window for masonic hit-man*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:41, archived)
# ok, well goats and sheep aside (purely for recreational use...)
the menu was a follows...

starters...
some quite watery chicken pate with 'not fooling anyone' melba toast (thin sliced bread, toasted, but certainly not proper melba toast) - with salad...
main...
chicken piece (alledgedly)- the thinnest southern fried coating known to man with no discernable taste whatsoever, button mushrooms and peas, in butter, shallow fried potatoes, sweetcorn rosti and...w ait for it... a banana fritter - served with mushroom sauce...
dessert...
luminous apple crumble, with apples that actually glowed, served with custard 9i have 2 slices of custard with mine)
cheesboard - vere good, and coffee and mionts for afters...

*gives nod to masonic hitman... BANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:46, archived)
# *repels high velocity bullet with pure pun-power*

HADOKEN!!

That sounds like a farily shonky meal, I thought you were gonna tell me about rare and exotic ingredients . . . *imagines*

'I know, wouldn't it be ace if we served a banana fritter with the main course!? We'll become world famous!'

Hehehehe! Oh, and BTW, if you really want to kill me you'll have to steal all my Kia Ora . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:51, archived)
# why, whats this?
its a lifetimes supply of kia-ora, what can i do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Are you SURE that's all of it . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:54, archived)
# certainly is, I can vouch for it....
in fact, its the ENTIRE world stock of kia-ora, right here in my house, good lord
maybe i'll have to pour it all away down the drains to shift some of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# *sniggers*
Fair enough then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:59, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Hee hee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# IN MY HOOOOOOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# what's in you hose?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# House = HOOOOOOOOOOSE in Scottish
100% factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Morning Archie
nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:47, archived)
# Morning sir!
hope the day finds ye well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:49, archived)
# it'll be a dull morning...
Management techniques

afternoon should be ok

Geotechnics
Structural analysis and design 2
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:51, archived)
# takes me back to 1997 and my student days
i often had days with titles like that *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:53, archived)
# Coo!
They were called boring things like Tuesday and Thursday in my day . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# are you sure that was 'after' the gregorian calendar was introduced?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:57, archived)
# Hey!
I may be old, but not THAT old!

*waves codpiece self-righteously*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Your codpiece I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
#
you work a long day, mr hat... or should i say you (little speech marky hand motions) "work" a long day?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:37, archived)
# I do indeed . . .
EDIT: Anti-fluffy post removed through guilt . . . Thanks GMoS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:42, archived)
# grumpy this morning ain'tcha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:47, archived)
# had him down as more of a 'dopey'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:48, archived)
# or the lesser-known dwarf
'work-shy'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:49, archived)
# commonly referred to as 'pikey'
the eighth dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:50, archived)
# I have a modicum of fluff, but it's not really enough . . .

EDIT: Could you spare any?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:52, archived)
# I've been out for a while mate
I suggest only communicating with people you like
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# No Way!
I'd never talk to anyone like me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:01, archived)